Let's All Laugh At... Let's All Laugh At West Ham

[nailsy]

They have an August goal of the month poll on Twitter.

They scored 2 goals in August ?

Wasn't one a penalty?

 

[hughy]

They have an August goal of the month poll on Twitter.

They scored 2 goals in August ?

I had to look in to this.

Their GOTM competition comprises of 5 goals.

Arnautovic vs. Arsenal - good solid start, decent strike.

Diop vs. Wimbledon - again, good hit but you're already scraping the barrel a bit aren't you?!

Then there were two from some kid in their PL2 team vs. Spurs and City. Really, you're counting PL2 goals?!

...and finally a goal from their women's team. Which I'll probably get banned if I comment on.

 

[HailKingLevy]

How can there not be an end to this, everytime you think they stoop to new lows they do something funnier.

 

[VegasII]

The heady days of losing to Astra Goo Goo in the Europa league qualifying rounds.

 

[ValenciaYid]

They have an August goal of the month poll on Twitter.

They scored 2 goals in August ?

Warm ups count?

 

[Shadydan]

Warm ups count?

Pretty sure they counted them already

 

[Nine while nine]

Let's hope he tries 3-5-2 next.

 

[THX2208]

https://youtu.be/GkkZT1Uddzk

 

[WorcesterTHFC]

They have an August goal of the month poll on Twitter.

They scored 2 goals in August ?

Old Jasper Carrott gag:

Last time I went to St Andrew's, I bought a Golden Goals ticket. It said 'November'.

 

[Insomnia]

https://youtu.be/GkkZT1Uddzk

I love these

 

[mark87]

Those Daily Sport headlines

 

[Monkey boy]

Old Jasper Carrott gag:

Last time I went to St Andrew's, I bought a Golden Goals ticket. It said 'November'.

I don’t get it?

 

[TheChosenOne]

I don’t get it?

In the good old days clubs like ours used to sell tickets which when opened had a time anywhere between
00.00 and the 90.00 stamped inside

If you held a ticket saying say 04.30 minutes and that was the time of the first goal scored in the match then you won.

I think they also had a blank one in the event of a 0-0 draw. The tannoy would announce when the goal was officially scored.

The joke is 'November ' as the when the goal would be scored ... Geddit ?

Hth


Edit : St Andrews is Birmingham City's home ground

 

[WorcesterTHFC]

In the good old days clubs like ours used to sell tickets which when opened had a time anywhere between
00.00 and the 90.00 stamped inside

If you held a ticket saying say 04.30 minutes and that was the time of the first goal scored in the match then you won.

I think they also had a blank one in the event of a 0-0 draw. The tannoy would announce when the goal was officially scored.

The joke is 'November ' as the when the goal would be scored ... Geddit ?

Hth


Edit : St Andrews is Birmingham City's home ground

Thanks for saving me the job of explaining that gag, mate.

 

[Nine while nine]

Talk Sport allegedly have a Super Computer that can predict where teams will finish at the end of season based on their performance in the first four games.

https://talksport.com/football/419246/premier-league-201819-super-computer/

Will West Ham survive?

Spoiler

 

[Col_M]

Talk Sport allegedly have a Super Computer that can predict where teams will finish at the end of season based on their performance in the first four games.

https://talksport.com/football/419246/premier-league-201819-super-computer/

Will West Ham survive?

Spoiler

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Programmed by the Moose no doubt.

 

[mark87]

I think if this little chap does a good job in paraguay and west ham decide to sack Pellegrini....

 

[VegasII]

Talk Sport allegedly have a Super Computer that can predict where teams will finish at the end of season based on their performance in the first four games.

https://talksport.com/football/419246/premier-league-201819-super-computer/

Will West Ham survive?

Spoiler

View attachment 40619

For some reason the mention of a Talk Sport super computer conjures up images of this:

 

[Col_M]

I think if this little chap does a good job in paraguay and west ham decide to sack Pellegrini....

View attachment 40625

Would he move to Dog’n’Ham?

 

[mark87]

Would he move to Dog’n’Ham?

No, obviously Barking.