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PIP-99

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Aug 21, 2013
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Stumped what to buy your West Ham supporting friends this Christmas?

How about their very own Bobby Moore action man, the latest addition to the not-at-all-tasteless range of tat sold by West Ham?

A mere snip at £58.

Admittedly, that's more than most would pay for a West Ham player but he's currently the most mobile defender at the club, so why not?

They've even hung a little bracelet round his neck to commemorate his exploits in 1970. What more fitting tribute could a club pay to its best ever player? :unsure:

https://www.officialwesthamstore.co...lection/3865_bobby-moore-1958-action-man.html
Ha ha don't remember that scar on his face. That is just action man with fair hair in a Wet Spam kit.
 

montylynch

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Jun 23, 2005
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nailsy

SC Supporter
Jul 24, 2005
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Stumped what to buy your West Ham supporting friends this Christmas?

How about their very own Bobby Moore action man, the latest addition to the not-at-all-tasteless range of tat sold by West Ham?

A mere snip at £58.

Admittedly, that's more than most would pay for a West Ham player but he's currently the most mobile defender at the club, so why not?

They've even hung a little bracelet round his neck to commemorate his exploits in 1970. What more fitting tribute could a club pay to its best ever player? :unsure:

https://www.officialwesthamstore.co...lection/3865_bobby-moore-1958-action-man.html

It's not even an original idea....

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Action-Man...TF8&qid=1536835684&sr=1-8&keywords=action+man
 

sebo_sek

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Jun 2, 2005
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Stumped what to buy your West Ham supporting friends this Christmas?

How about their very own Bobby Moore action man, the latest addition to the not-at-all-tasteless range of tat sold by West Ham?

A mere snip at £58.

Admittedly, that's more than most would pay for a West Ham player but he's currently the most mobile defender at the club, so why not?

They've even hung a little bracelet round his neck to commemorate his exploits in 1970. What more fitting tribute could a club pay to its best ever player? :unsure:

https://www.officialwesthamstore.co...lection/3865_bobby-moore-1958-action-man.html
Personally I think it was touching that the price corresponds with the date as it explains a lot about the worth of the club as a whole. Let me explain: Seeing as they only considered the last two digits (58), and that West Ham were named West Ham in 1900, that would mean they are worth precisely 00.
Yup, that's about right.
 

coys200

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May 22, 2017
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Still not sold out Chelsea been on general sale for 2 weeks. They only had 2k tickets to sell.
 

DJS

A hoonter must hoont
Dec 9, 2006
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Dad bought one ticket for a league cup tie as wanted to do their ground (he goes to all the grounds including non-league, bless him)

And now he keeps getting annoying standard texts from them trying to flog more tickets!

And the best part is when he texts the number they provide to opt out it keeps coming up as failed - typical West Ham efficiently! ???
 

Chinaspur

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Oct 1, 2005
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Dad bought one ticket for a league cup tie as wanted to do their ground (he goes to all the grounds including non-league, bless him)

And now he keeps getting annoying standard texts from them trying to flog more tickets!

And the best part is when he texts the number they provide to opt out it keeps coming up as failed - typical West Ham efficiently! ???

GDPR breach - fine of 4% of turnover?
 

Sandwich Technician

Now...Who's for lasagne?
Aug 12, 2013
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Stumped what to buy your West Ham supporting friends this Christmas?

How about their very own Bobby Moore action man, the latest addition to the not-at-all-tasteless range of tat sold by West Ham?

A mere snip at £58.

Admittedly, that's more than most would pay for a West Ham player but he's currently the most mobile defender at the club, so why not?

They've even hung a little bracelet round his neck to commemorate his exploits in 1970. What more fitting tribute could a club pay to its best ever player? :unsure:

https://www.officialwesthamstore.co...lection/3865_bobby-moore-1958-action-man.html

This is clearly manufactured with the remnants and offcuts of the dildo factory floor. Bravo Messrs Gold and Sullivan - at a time when they're somewhat under siege no one can doubt their commitment to the environment.
 

kr1978

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Aug 31, 2012
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Today’s gift from the club that keeps on giving is an article in today’s Times.

Apparently Pellegrini is getting majorly pissed off with his team being leaked on Twitter before he has even told the squad by a twitter account called @ExWHUemployee who has correctly revealed the starting line up for 60 games in a row.

Obviously in a large club these things can happen as the full list of people who know the team before the prematch meeting is a long list extending to

David Gold
David Sullivan
And.........er that’s it

Never change West Ham, never change :ROFLMAO:
 

montylynch

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Jun 23, 2005
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He was on Talksport this morning, I've just listened it, my god.....he does a podcast too.

Wilshere did his ankle on a golf course apparently.......
 

Rob

The Boss
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Jun 8, 2003
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Had an Acca bet for the first time in ages and every leg's won so far. Only got Everton to beat West Ham left...

Can't decide if to cash out for £500 or leave it on for £1k...?
 

Gb160

Well done boys. Good process
Jun 20, 2012
23,665
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Had an Acca bet for the first time in ages and every leg's won so far. Only got Everton to beat West Ham left...

Can't decide if to cash out for £500 or leave it on for £1k...?
I'd leave it on but im a shockingly bad gambler.
The only thing that can make this weekend slightly less shit would be West Ham getting mauled.
Everton have Richarlison suspended, who's been their best player.
 

spursfan77

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Aug 13, 2005
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I'd leave it on but im a shockingly bad gambler.
The only thing that can make this weekend slightly less shit would be West Ham getting mauled.
Everton have Richarlison suspended, who's been their best player.

West Ham won’t get a point until they play us
 
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