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TheChosenOne

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Dec 13, 2005
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It's only a six month contract they are looking at apparently.


A couple of weeks to get in the team then a six week injury lay off in a Jack Wheelchair/Andy Carroll style.

Nice earner.
 

WalkerboyUK

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Jun 8, 2009
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He's had 1 1/2 good seasons, a questionable attitude and will be 30 years by next summer. He may be too good for West Ham, but I don't see any other PL clubs that can also offer CL football taking a punt.

Maybe if he goes abroad? It's funny how the players that turn out well when signing for West Ham quickly want to leave after a year or two. Like their hero-come-villain, Dimitri Payet for example. It'd be fucking funny if Arnautovic did the same, that's for sure.

Weren't Man Utd linked with him recently? Sort of player I can imagine Jose trying to get hold of.
Might even have been Liverpool who were linked.
 

sbrustad

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Jan 27, 2011
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Weren't Man Utd linked with him recently? Sort of player I can imagine Jose trying to get hold of.
Might even have been Liverpool who were linked.

Well, the way Man Utd are looking this season I doubt he'd get Champions League football there. :ROFLMAO:
 

whitechina

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Dec 27, 2012
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I just checked to see our fixtures next year and we play them at the end of April
What a day it could be if we are vying for top 4 and we relegate them at the same time.
 

'O Zio

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Dec 27, 2014
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He's had 1 1/2 good seasons, a questionable attitude and will be 30 years by next summer. He may be too good for West Ham, but I don't see any other PL clubs that can also offer CL football taking a punt.

Maybe if he goes abroad? It's funny how the players that turn out well when signing for West Ham quickly want to leave after a year or two. Like their hero-come-villain, Dimitri Payet for example. It'd be fucking funny if Arnautovic did the same, that's for sure.

This. I can't see any of the "Top 6" being overly keen on him and outside the PL there are only a couple of teas that can afford to pay PL level wages. Unless he takes a pay cut I can't see where he'd go to be honest.
 

tommo84

Proud to be loud
Aug 15, 2005
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I just checked to see our fixtures next year and we play them at the end of April
What a day it could be if we are vying for top 4 and we relegate them at the same time.

Can't see West Ham going down (this season), as even if Ranieri sorts out Fulham there are still 3 worse teams in the division.

In some ways its more amusing to watch them repeatedly throw some money around, get their hopes up, tread water in the bottom half of the table, accuse Gold, Sullivan and Brady of ripping the fans off, and then repeat the whole process year after year after year, than it would be to watch them go down and, inevitably, have their moment in the sun as they buy their way back into the EPL after a year or two.

This way we get 4 to 6 points off them each season and can watch their comedy routine on Match of the Day, rather than Quest (or whatever obscure channel the Championship highlights will be on next year!) :)
 

VegasII

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May 14, 2008
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I just checked to see our fixtures next year and we play them at the end of April
What a day it could be if we are vying for top 4 and we relegate them at the same time.

Would be absolutely sweet revenge for the Lasagne match.

Maybe we can feed Richard Scudamore some dodgy lasagne for his last Premier League meal.
 

wirE

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Sep 27, 2005
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He is so up and down. Whenever things go against him and the team, he shuts off
 

Lighty64

I believe
Aug 24, 2010
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I feel sorry for the kids, their parents convince/bully them to support Spam and they have to suffer. it's been going on for so many generations, and it's a shame child support carers are so thin on the ground, that they just can't cope with the amount of mental cruelty caused by so many Spam parents.
 

Lilbaz

Just call me Baz
Apr 1, 2005
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More than doable for a CL club and it's probably his last chance to get a top move. If it were me I'd push all out for a move to a CL club, and I'm not saying that because it's Spam.

For a big cl team yes, but he'd be the highest earner at somewhere like napoli.
 
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