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Dinghy

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Jan 28, 2011
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West Ham have got their transfer window off to a flyer.

A couple of days ago, they let their Spanish reserve keeper go on a free. That's fair enough. Sometimes you need to freshen things up. Yes, Adrian has extensive Premier League experience, and has put in some decent performances over the years, but he's 32 now and didn't play a single league game last season.

So who have West Ham brought in to freshen things up?

A keeper with experience of the Premier League? Err, no. :unsure:

A fresh, young foreign talent then? Err, no, Roberto is 33, a year older than Adrian :oldman:

A keeper with recent first-team experience then? Err, no. He spent last season on Espanyol's bench. :sleep:

But he must have some first-team La Liga experience? Yes, he came bottom with Malaga in 2017-18. :p

OK, but before that, any other first-team La Liga experience? Yes, he came bottom with Real Zaragoza in 2012-13. :LOL:

So why on earth would they want him? He's free. :greedy:

But what happens if Fabianski gets injured? We all laugh at West Ham. Again. :ROFLMAO:



"I think everyone who follows football knows the importance of this club, so I'm really excited," Roberto said, thereby showing that (a) either he doesn't follow football, (b) he's been sold a pup or (c) someone mistranslated the word 'importance' from the original Spanish.

I'm going for (c).
 

Lilbaz

Just call me Baz
Apr 1, 2005
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West Ham have got their transfer window off to a flyer.

A couple of days ago, they let their Spanish reserve keeper go on a free. That's fair enough. Sometimes you need to freshen things up. Yes, Adrian has extensive Premier League experience, and has put in some decent performances over the years, but he's 32 now and didn't play a single league game last season.

So who have West Ham brought in to freshen things up?

A keeper with experience of the Premier League? Err, no. :unsure:

A fresh, young foreign talent then? Err, no, Roberto is 33, a year older than Adrian :oldman:

A keeper with recent first-team experience then? Err, no. He spent last season on Espanyol's bench. :sleep:

But he must have some first-team La Liga experience? Yes, he came bottom with Malaga in 2017-18. :p

OK, but before that, any other first-team La Liga experience? Yes, he came bottom with Real Zaragoza in 2012-13. :LOL:

So why on earth would they want him? He's free. :greedy:

But what happens if Fabianski gets injured? We all laugh at West Ham. Again. :ROFLMAO:



"I think everyone who follows football knows the importance of this club, so I'm really excited," Roberto said, thereby showing that (a) either he doesn't follow football, (b) he's been sold a pup or (c) someone mistranslated the word 'importance' from the original Spanish.

I'm going for (c).

Impotence?
 

TheChosenOne

A dislike or neg rep = fat fingers
Dec 13, 2005
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West Ham have got their transfer window off to a flyer.

A couple of days ago, they let their Spanish reserve keeper go on a free. That's fair enough. Sometimes you need to freshen things up. Yes, Adrian has extensive Premier League experience, and has put in some decent performances over the years, but he's 32 now and didn't play a single league game last season.

So who have West Ham brought in to freshen things up?

A keeper with experience of the Premier League? Err, no. :unsure:

A fresh, young foreign talent then? Err, no, Roberto is 33, a year older than Adrian :oldman:

A keeper with recent first-team experience then? Err, no. He spent last season on Espanyol's bench. :sleep:

But he must have some first-team La Liga experience? Yes, he came bottom with Malaga in 2017-18. :p

OK, but before that, any other first-team La Liga experience? Yes, he came bottom with Real Zaragoza in 2012-13. :LOL:

So why on earth would they want him? He's free. :greedy:

But what happens if Fabianski gets injured? We all laugh at West Ham. Again. :ROFLMAO:



"I think everyone who follows football knows the importance of this club, so I'm really excited," Roberto said, thereby showing that (a) either he doesn't follow football, (b) he's been sold a pup or (c) someone mistranslated the word 'importance' from the original Spanish.

I'm going for (c).

Looking at KUMB via Twitter they seem to be running their end of season awards over 3 days !

Spread out to distract their fans from a real football occasion happening in Madrid.

Good luck with that Sappy Hammers !
 

Marty

Audere est farce
Mar 10, 2005
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West Ham have got their transfer window off to a flyer.

A couple of days ago, they let their Spanish reserve keeper go on a free. That's fair enough. Sometimes you need to freshen things up. Yes, Adrian has extensive Premier League experience, and has put in some decent performances over the years, but he's 32 now and didn't play a single league game last season.

So who have West Ham brought in to freshen things up?

A keeper with experience of the Premier League? Err, no. :unsure:

A fresh, young foreign talent then? Err, no, Roberto is 33, a year older than Adrian :oldman:

A keeper with recent first-team experience then? Err, no. He spent last season on Espanyol's bench. :sleep:

But he must have some first-team La Liga experience? Yes, he came bottom with Malaga in 2017-18. :p

OK, but before that, any other first-team La Liga experience? Yes, he came bottom with Real Zaragoza in 2012-13. :LOL:

So why on earth would they want him? He's free. :greedy:

But what happens if Fabianski gets injured? We all laugh at West Ham. Again. :ROFLMAO:



"I think everyone who follows football knows the importance of this club, so I'm really excited," Roberto said, thereby showing that (a) either he doesn't follow football, (b) he's been sold a pup or (c) someone mistranslated the word 'importance' from the original Spanish.

I'm going for (c).
And on top of that, they've now signed ...

Another 33 year old goalkeeper who made a paltry 15 appearances for Millwall the last two seasons. Yes, that's in total.

Oh, but he's the son of a club legend apparently, so that's OK.

Hammers to bring in son of club legend Alvin Martin on two-year deal from 1 July

Who's Alvin Martin anyway?
 

Spurrific

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Jun 2, 2011
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These lot are the biggest joke in football tbf, their success levels are comparable to Fulham, Palace or Bournemouth but they're desperately seeking to establish a proper rivalry with us.

Just annoying our fucking players don't turn up and humble the jumped up pricks when we play them, because they are so, so shit.
 

DJS

A hoonter must hoont
Dec 9, 2006
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I just hope we keep that tweet and pin it on the dressing room wall before we next play them and smash the shit outta them.
 

Shadydan

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Jul 7, 2012
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These lot are the biggest joke in football tbf, their success levels are comparable to Fulham, Palace or Bournemouth but they're desperately seeking to establish a proper rivalry with us.

Just annoying our fucking players don't turn up and humble the jumped up pricks when we play them, because they are so, so shit.

I mean we did beat them twice last season.
 

ernie78

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Jun 13, 2012
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Isn’t this the keeper who let a last min freekick through his fingers to let Brighton beat Millwall?
 

hughy

I'm SUPER cereal.
Nov 18, 2007
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So their 3 first-team keepers are all 33+? Not really planning for the future there guys...
 
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