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EmperorKabir

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man u supporting friend of mine is loving that the media shift has gone from them to us in recent years. He likes that they make drama free signings. Fred quietly in for big money.

Personally, I've liked the tottenham media circus in recent years but now I kinda wish we would just quietly progress. Still, that's man u money.

grass is always greener.

unless you're arsenal or west ham.
 

rossdapep

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Weirdly, this Fred they are being linked strongly with is described as a left-sided playmaker?

They already have the left-footed Pogba in central midfield and in further up attacking midfield positions Martial, Rashford, Sanchez and Lingard all prefer the left side so basically wtf??
He's more box-box with a bit of a defensive side to him, quite good at tracking back whereas his playmaking comes from deep and he's athletic too. Alongside Matic he will compliment Pogba well I think, Matic sitting, Fred providing the link and Pogba more free to do what he wants. Although that depends on Mourinho's demands I guess.
 

Cornpattbuck

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He's more box-box with a bit of a defensive side to him, quite good at tracking back whereas his playmaking comes from deep and he's athletic too. Alongside Matic he will compliment Pogba well I think, Matic sitting, Fred providing the link and Pogba more free to do what he wants. Although that depends on Mourinho's demands I guess.

"Everyone, please stop all this, what do they call it, eh, football, hey?

"Mr De Gea, please Just punt it directly at Mr Lukaku's head and we'll get Mr Lingard to run as fast as he can to punt it at goal.

"Everyone else, sit back and prepare to defend like you're the British in Zulu. Especially you Mr Sanchez.

"No fancy business, please, if you want to remain graced by my presence.

"No Mr Pogba, it doesn't matter that we're playing Huddersfield at home."
 

Lilbaz

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Can we change the title to "lets all laugh at utd"?

Don't like the laugh bit, butbfuck them, why let them off the hook? Arsenal too.p
 

riggi

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Only place to put this, but apparently the Beckham's have split! News coming out at 4pm today.

Got his kids teacher pregnant apparently.

He took one for the team so the media get of the England players backs. Knight the man.

O...
 

Dillspur

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A Manc in one of my WhatsApp group says there’s been rumors that Posh likes the ladies, and becks has been slinging it about for years, there’s probably a few little Beckham’s running around
 

allatsea

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A Manc in one of my WhatsApp group says there’s been rumors that Posh likes the ladies, and becks has been slinging it about for years, there’s probably a few little Beckham’s running around
Nothing in today’s press about any divorce
 

riggi

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A Manc in one of my WhatsApp group says there’s been rumors that Posh likes the ladies, and becks has been slinging it about for years, there’s probably a few little Beckham’s running around

Staying together for the power.
 

TheChosenOne

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Dec 13, 2005
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The Man USA per season tour isn't doing too great.

Yesterday in front of 37,766 customers in a 63k Phoenix stadium in Arizona they played out a 1-1 draw.

The team that started was -

Martial (!!!) Smalling, Pereira, Bailly, Shaw, Mata, Mitchell, McTominay, Herrera, Grant (GK) and Valencia.
 

TheHoddleWaddle

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The Man USA per season tour isn't doing too great.

Yesterday in front of 37,766 customers in a 63k Phoenix stadium in Arizona they played out a 1-1 draw.

The team that started was -

Martial (!!!) Smalling, Pereira, Bailly, Shaw, Mata, Mitchell, McTominay, Herrera, Grant (GK) and Valencia.

I don't think Mourinho wants to be there anyway.....
 

rossdapep

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The Man USA per season tour isn't doing too great.

Yesterday in front of 37,766 customers in a 63k Phoenix stadium in Arizona they played out a 1-1 draw.

The team that started was -

Martial (!!!) Smalling, Pereira, Bailly, Shaw, Mata, Mitchell, McTominay, Herrera, Grant (GK) and Valencia.
I wouldn't be surprised to see a similar turn out for ours considering who is missing.
 

Donki

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I don't think Mourinho wants to be there anyway.....

Problem for him is, there doesn’t seem to be anywhere else for him to go. Something odd going on, why would United not even table a bid for Ronny, there is no way in hell Jose wouldn’t want him and he could certainly earn more money at United. The only reason I can think is that Ronny feels the Italian league more suitable now he is older.
 

spursfan77

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Problem for him is, there doesn’t seem to be anywhere else for him to go. Something odd going on, why would United not even table a bid for Ronny, there is no way in hell Jose wouldn’t want him and he could certainly earn more money at United. The only reason I can think is that Ronny feels the Italian league more suitable now he is older.

I think he means the USA and not Man U!
 

Donki

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I think he means the USA and not Man U!

Oppps, well he should be used to it by now, it’s not like far off friendly tours aren’t something new. No doubt he will be slabbering all over the media about how much it has taken out of his players.
 
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