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[bomberH]

‘That is football heritage’

He said that about 10 times. This will be a meme in the very near future.

 

[teok]

Jose is so full of shit isn't he. Could you keep a straight face if you were a reporter listening to that?


For those that missed it

https://www.theguardian.com/footbal...o-defence-manchester-united-record-12-minutes

 

[cider spurs]

Twat status truly achieved.

All I got from that was United were shit in CL since 2011, Man City are better league wise.

Well Jose, just a wee thought you dumbfu*k. The idea of hiring a manager and giving him 300k to spunk on players, might see the club actually looking for improvement.

 

[Col_M]

What are they saying about it at the Caf?

 

[Oscar22]

Mourinho really has reached that stage now where you can turn over within the first two minutes because you know it’s just utter rubbish. Sometimes I think he must be trolling given how ridiculous most of what he says is.

 

[DFF]

He’s basically just ripped the piss out of them, saying that their “football heritage” is being rubbish in Europe, when they’re even actually in it. It’s the kind of thing you’d hear from an opposing fan down the pub (or in this thread), not the manager of your own team.

 

[Krule]

As much as I hated him I wonder what Fergie was thinking/saying after watching that interview. He would never have uttered such dross. They really did drop a huge bollock when they hired the egotistical Portugese pillock .....makes you truly appreciate what we have in Poch.

 

[class of 62]

Boring **** been found out by the press that licked his arse?. . at last...

Come on Brighton today.

 

[Coyboy]

I can’t get “football ‘eritage” out of my head.

He spent the whole 12 minutes trying to persuade people that the verb inherits leads to the noun heritage and it has messed with my head.

I miss the “rafact” rant. At lest that was simple in its lunacy:

 

[tony0379]

They ain' 'appy.

They hate Lukaku, hate Pogba and are now turning against Sanchez.

Still surprised they're surprised that they "don't play like a United team".

Maureen is very good at some things...scintillating, dynamic, swashbuckling football - which they are used to - is NOT (typically) one of them.

This will be on par with Assnal fan tv next season

 

[WiganSpur]

He's right in what he says (he's just quoting statistics mind) but to use that as an excuse for the dross they served up on Tuesday is embarrassing.

I don't think either us and Chelsea can have too many regrets, we both had a really good go. But Man United were really half arsed against a team that is really Europa League level.

He's too obsessed about results rather than a process. When people try to question his methods all he mentions are his results. Yes a process is nothing without results but there is no long term focus, no plan on what kind of identity he wants to give his team.

 

[simsy886]

Why did no one pull him up on his use of the word 'heritage'? He's lost the plot.

 

[WiganSpur]

If there's any example to prove that he is talking absolute bollocks it's us, and especially so if we go on to win trophies in the near future.

Poch doesn't have half the money Mourinho has, yet he just fucking gets on with it and focuses on actually coaching players rather than berating them and spending another £50m to replace them.

 

[ClintEastwould]

Redcafe:

It was very cute seeing Fellaini loft balls over the defensive unit, trying to aim at our attacking players on the run. Didn’t make the passes of course, looked like some unfortunate kid that had won a lottery during half-time. Then you realize it’s the Champions League and we need a goal.... and Fellaini is dictating our play.

 

[ikky]

 

[rossdapep]

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Wurzel gummage is looking rough!

 

[thinktank]

He’s basically just ripped the piss out of them, saying that their “football heritage” is being rubbish in Europe, when they’re even actually in it. It’s the kind of thing you’d hear from an opposing fan down the pub (or in this thread), not the manager of your own team.

He's a master troll and he doesn't give af. lol

The only person he won't take the piss out of is himself.

 

[VegasII]

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[Armstrong_11]

Gotta Iove Jose...

He basically said...

We are shit, the reason we are shit is because we have always been shit.

So it's not my fault that we are shit, u should already be use to being shit since we have been shit for a very long time.

 

[spursfan77]

Why did no one pull him up on his use of the word 'heritage'? He's lost the plot.

Too busy licking his arse I suspect.