Look who my girlfriend saw today...

[DJS]

Looks old enough to be his mom.

*mum

 

[Houdini]

She was out this afternoon in a cafe in Hampstead.

She told them that her boyfriend was a massive Spurs fan and that he’d be really jealous when she told me who she’d seen and they laughed.

But I’m totally not ‘cos I’m like 38 and I’m totally beyond that kind of thing - it’s for babies! (??)

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Is that James Richardson on the right..,resting on his right arm?

 

[DFF]

Jan looks pleased...

 

[TheSpillage]

haha - im thinking we ought to include in the list that Spillage has a missus

The future Mrs Spills? She’d win hands down

 

[BehindEnemyLines]

hahaha mate it is like a Jism party in your mouth

......oh, really?

 

[Gareth88]

Jans missus is a lot older than I’d imagined.

You would though

 

[LukaKranjcar]

Ive had the pleasure of bumping into Jan and Mousa on more than one occasion in Hampstead. They're every bit the nice chaps they come across in interviews etc. Wagamama just off the high street where they were both having dinner and on Englands lane just around the corner. Eriksen round there plenty too. Nice area.

 

[DCSPUR64]

Many years ago, I ran with Highgate Harriers and we would have tee in Hampstead village after training.
I have seen Jan's missus on Instagram, she is young like him.

 

[Everlasting Seconds]

No pic of said girlfriend, though?

 

[TheSpillage]

No pic of said girlfriend, though?

Either you’re asking a random man on the internet for a picture of his girlfriend, which is weird.

Or you’re implying random man on the internet doesn’t have a girlfriend and just pretends to other random men on the internet that he does in order to sustain his habit of secretly papping dreamy premier league footballers and sharing the photos online... which would make me weird.

I’d say let’s do another poll and let SC decide but I don’t trust them one bit after seeing the results of some of the MOM polls over the years.

 

[mike_l]

Is it just me or does it look like Dembele is outside having a fag? Not that I'm judging if he is...

 

[ComfortablyNumb]

This is a close run thing. Can we maybe have a vote heading the thread.

It's a toss up between @TheSpillage missus meeting a few of our players, the oat-pots with Strawberry and Almond butter or @Dougal and his rather impressive labels.

Paddy, has to be Paddy. I mean, labels ITK! This site has everything...

 

[cider spurs]

Paddy, has to be Paddy. I mean, labels ITK! This site has everything...

Never underestimate the power of tea-room delicacies.

 

[Mr.D]

Bollocks to the poncey tea room. Get yourself down to the Magdala for a pint and some notorious history.

 

[guiltyparty]

Either you’re asking a random man on the internet for a picture of his girlfriend, which is weird.

Or you’re implying random man on the internet doesn’t have a girlfriend and just pretends to other random men on the internet that he does in order to sustain his habit of secretly papping dreamy premier league footballers and sharing the photos online... which would make me weird.

I’d say let’s do another poll and let SC decide but I don’t trust them one bit after seeing the results of some of the MOM polls over the years.

I wouldn’t question that. I would question she spoke to them as none of the images look personal at all, they look taken from afar, rather quickly, without them knowing. Vaguely stalky actually especially the Jan one. Can he not have a coffee in peace?

If she spoke to them, surely they’d have posed or, yknow, vaguely looked at the camera? But if you say that’s what happened...

 

[TheSpillage]

I wouldn’t question that. I would question she spoke to them as none of the images look personal at all, they look taken from afar, rather quickly, without them knowing. Vaguely stalky actually especially the Jan one. Can he not have a coffee in peace?

If she spoke to them, surely they’d have posed or, yknow, vaguely looked at the camera? But if you say that’s what happened...

Right, well here’s the whole boring story. It’s everyone else’s fault for ever questioning my impeccable integrity.

Girlfriend arrives outside cafe with her mum. Moussa is stood outside saying goodbye to missus and kid. Kids and grown men asking for photos. Van drivers are shouting ‘Come on You Spurs’. The future Mrs Spills has no idea who he is but, knowing of my love for the club, and being the loving and attentive partner that she is, she takes a furtive photo and sends to me. I express amazement and identify said player.

Fast forward 15 minutes. Future Mrs. Spills and mother in cafe. Famous man been joined by another who also appears well known. More sly camera clicks. I receive more photos and ID the second hero. Future Mrs Spills offers to ask for autograph. I decline, knowing she would really hate asking for that sort of thing.

Fast forward another 5 minutes. Future Mrs Spills lining up by counter next to the boys to order more. Quite a crowd gathered around them. She slips in the “my boyfriend is really jealous I’ve seen you’ line. They smile.

Mr Spills’ integrity remains intact ?

 

[Lighty64]

Either you’re asking a random man on the internet for a picture of his girlfriend, which is weird.

Or you’re implying random man on the internet doesn’t have a girlfriend and just pretends to other random men on the internet that he does in order to sustain his habit of secretly papping dreamy premier league footballers and sharing the photos online... which would make me weird.

I’d say let’s do another poll and let SC decide but I don’t trust them one bit after seeing the results of some of the MOM polls over the years.

we just want proof it wasn't your mum that took the pictures

 

[carmeldevil]

£12 a loaf of bread they can fuck off.

But it’s been blessed with the presence of Spurs legends. Worth it.

 

[Lighty64]

£12 a loaf of bread they can fuck off.

it cost them £10.50 per label

 

[guiltyparty]

Right, well here’s the whole boring story. It’s everyone else’s fault for ever questioning my impeccable integrity.

Girlfriend arrives outside cafe with her mum. Moussa is stood outside saying goodbye to missus and kid. Kids and grown men asking for photos. Van drivers are shouting ‘Come on You Spurs’. The future Mrs Spills has no idea who he is but, knowing of my love for the club, and being the loving and attentive partner that she is, she takes a furtive photo and sends to me. I express amazement and identify said player.

Fast forward 15 minutes. Future Mrs. Spills and mother in cafe. Famous man been joined by another who also appears well known. More sly camera clicks. I receive more photos and ID the second hero. Future Mrs Spills offers to ask for autograph. I decline, knowing she would really hate asking for that sort of thing.

Fast forward another 5 minutes. Future Mrs Spills lining up by counter next to the boys to order more. Quite a crowd gathered around them. She slips in the “my boyfriend is really jealous I’ve seen you’ line. They smile.

Mr Spills’ integrity remains intact ?

I will never question it again