Luis Enrique heads to London for Tottenham talks

[mawspurs]

Luis Enrique has jetted to London for manager talks with Tottenham, sources have told Football Insider. The Spaniard, 52, is a strong contender for the Spurs post and had a meeting with club officials as they lay the groundwork for a new manager appointment.

Source: Football Insider

 

[cider spurs]

Enrique enters the room, designer balazer draped over one shoulder, clutched by his bronze hand.

He stands, centre room, smouldering look donning his stubbled face. And then...

I can be your hero, baby
I can kiss away the pain
I will stand by you forever
You can take my very breath away

He turns and leaves the room.

The board are very impressed, "he's the man to get us top 4".

A bespectacled Levy pipes up, "top 4, that didn't even make the top 20".

The search continues.

 

[cider spurs]

Arne enters the room, stands in front of the interview panel. He starts rummaging through his pockets, turns, walks out declaring, "i'll be back".

 

[Japhet]

Sounds like we're paying for the flight so he can go to Chelsea. Been here before.

 

[cider spurs]

Franks enters the room.

"Look, i want to be Frank with you".

Levy stops him right there.

"Sorry son, it's a no, you need to go and find yourself first".

The search continues.

 

[cider spurs]

Gallardo enters the room.

Levy, "fuck off, you can't park your Lambo in here you knob. Next".

 

[cider spurs]

A jolly Rodgers enters the room.

Levy and co. "Nope, we're the one's who do the plundering round here".

 

[cider spurs]

Sherwood enters the room, salutes, before quickly realising it's Ethel's broom cupboard.

Says a quick hello to Danjuma before leaving.

 

[Japhet]

Rodgers enters the room

Levy; Ah, at last someone I can see eye to eye with.

 

[cider spurs]

Nagelsmann skates into the room. Skateboard now underarm he declares to the panel, "hey guys, i can do an Ollie".

The panel initially had high hopes for this candidate, but doing an 'Ollie', nah, Blackpool were relegated under his tenure. They decline his services.

 

[AtoubaToothpaste]

He's a big F1 fan and wants a go on the karting track while he's in town.