Man in court for trying to have sex with sheep at Tottenham training ground

gusrowe

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Source: Evening Standard
An IT worker appeared in court today accused of trying to have sex with a sheep next to Tottenham Hotspur's new training ground.
Paul Lovell, 61, was allegedly caught with the animal close to the state-of-the-art facility on Hotspur Way, Enfield, north London, on September 4.
It is thought stars from the Premier League team were training at the centre on the day of the incident.
Lovell appeared at Highbury Corner Magistrates' Court charged with one count of indecent exposure and another count of outraging public decency.
He denied the charges and opted to be tried by a jury.
Lovell will now face a plea and case management hearing at Wood Green Crown Court on October 2.
He was released on bail on condition he does not return to Whitewebbs Lane or Archers Wood in Enfield.
Lovell of Magpie Close, Enfield, faces one charge of indecent exposure and one of outraging public decency.

What!!!!!
 

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Strangely enough I can remember way back in the late 1980's there were reports
of a man seen doing the same thing in the Cuffley area.

He was described as being short, scruffy, bit overweight and driving a blue minivan.

He left behind a length of wire, a rag and wellies. I only found out later why the wellies were needed.

My mates, of course, laughed heartily as at the time I was (still am) bit overweight and scruffy - and to top it all I had just bought a blue minivan my another pal of mine.
 

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Strangely enough I can remember way back in the late 1980's there were reports
of a man seen doing the same thing in the Cuffley area.

He was described as being short, scruffy, bit overweight and driving a blue minivan.

He left behind a length of wire, a rag and wellies. I only found out later why the wellies were needed.

My mates, of course, laughed heartily as at the time I was (still am) bit overweight and scruffy - and to top it all I had just bought a blue minivan my another pal of mine.
I also remember a similar case in the paper about 10yr ago and the photo of the guy looked the spit of my mate Dan. Christ he got some stick lol. Called him goat boy for months. remember this sad bastard was spotted by people going past on a train lol. That'll wake you up.
 

Armstrong_11

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how can u try to have sex with a sheep? couldn't find the hole? or the sheep resisted? guess he couldn't get a bird so he tried his luck with a sheep...

plus, near the training ground is a big difference from "at" the training ground. made me think we employed sheep to mow the pitch.
 

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Ok, on a nor serious note, why or why. Is this for real! What is happening to this world.

why on earth will someone try such a thing, if push comes to it, just spank the monkey.
 
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