Man in court for trying to have sex with sheep at Tottenham training ground

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    Source: Evening Standard
    An IT worker appeared in court today accused of trying to have sex with a sheep next to Tottenham Hotspur's new training ground.
    Paul Lovell, 61, was allegedly caught with the animal close to the state-of-the-art facility on Hotspur Way, Enfield, north London, on September 4.
    It is thought stars from the Premier League team were training at the centre on the day of the incident.
    Lovell appeared at Highbury Corner Magistrates' Court charged with one count of indecent exposure and another count of outraging public decency.
    He denied the charges and opted to be tried by a jury.
    Lovell will now face a plea and case management hearing at Wood Green Crown Court on October 2.
    He was released on bail on condition he does not return to Whitewebbs Lane or Archers Wood in Enfield.
    Lovell of Magpie Close, Enfield, faces one charge of indecent exposure and one of outraging public decency.

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Discussion in 'Columns' started by gusrowe, Sep 18, 2013.

  1. JamieDaCosta
    He was caught ''trying'' to have sex?

    How intriguing......
  2. coysjod
    Fucking IT department. Now we know why the official site is always weeks behind.
  3. Vwbottom

    He couldn't get it "f-woolie" up.... i'll get my Lamb, i mean coat.
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  4. ARMASPUR
    Look, all joking aside, it was me and I can confirm I was not trying to have sex with the sheep..

    Was just looking it to give me a BJ :)
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  5. Dharmabum
    There is a huge difference between "at" and "next to", something this journo apparently hasn't understood...

    http://www.standard.co.uk/news/crim...eep-at-tottenham-training-ground-8824375.html

    Man in court for trying to have sex with sheep at Tottenham training ground

    An IT worker appeared in court today accused of trying to have sex with a sheep next to Tottenham Hotspur's new training ground.
    Paul Lovell, 61, was allegedly caught with the animal close to the state-of-the-art facility on Hotspur Way, Enfield, north London, on September 4.
    It is thought stars from the Premier League team were training at the centre on the day of the incident.
    Lovell appeared at Highbury Corner Magistrates' Court charged with one count of indecent exposure and another count of outraging public decency.
    He denied the charges and opted to be tried by a jury.
    Lovell will now face a plea and case management hearing at Wood Green Crown Court on October 2.
    He was released on bail on condition he does not return to Whitewebbs Lane or Archers Wood in Enfield.
    Lovell of Magpie Close, Enfield, faces one charge of indecent exposure and one of outraging public decency.




  6. tototoner
    anyone know what his ITK handle is ?
  7. jurgen1966
    Was is Demba Baaaaaaaaaaa
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  8. ataggy
    So he didnt actually have sex with it...
  9. Wardy
    It was Abramovich drunk - thought the sheep was AVB
  10. Geyzer Soze
    Already 3 threads on this sorry story ... need another? :whistle:
  11. theShiznit
    You mean we don't actually use sheep to mow our pitches in some Daniel Levy Flintstone inspired money saving scheme?
  12. HobbitSpur
    Apparently they tried to get the sheep to give evidence, but her only comment was

    "Paul is dead to me now, he promised me the earth, but he hasn't contacted me since that day, not even a letter or a phone call"
  13. ThorntonSpur
    are you sure it wasn't a Cardiff scout who's head got turned by a freebie
  14. JamieDaCosta

    Brilliant!!!!
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  15. Hoopspur
    Anyway, I thought there needed to be a cliff involved too. So when you push against the sheep it pushes back as it looks over the precipice?
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  16. twosheds
    Don't knock it until you've tried it
  17. Roynie
    Hmm, was our former Welsh player still around then? :sneaky:

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