Martin Petrov (Has gone to Man City)

[Doctor Who]

Lily Lane i understand you are a fanboy of Berbatov but you can compare the very good player like Berbatov with a legend like Stoichkov and if you don`t know Stoichkov works in Barcelona like a scout so

 

[Michey]

Lily Lane i understand you are a fanboy of Berbatov but you can compare the very good player like Berbatov with a legend like Stoichkov and if you don`t know Stoichkov works in Barcelona like a scout so

Stoichkov was a great player but one of the biggest cheaters in the history. He'd fall over if you came to close to the tv

 

[Gabriella]

And the whole thing is that " Stoichkov said that Dimitar Berbatov is always welcomed in Barcelona".

 

[Doctor Who]

Stoichkov was a great player but one of the biggest cheaters in the history. He'd fall over if you came to close to the tv

Stoichkov cheater ? lol , give me one cheat that he did to confirm your words

 

[Doctor Who]

Stoichkov is never been a cheater , watch little Cristiano Faggnaldo from Man Utd to see what is cheater

 

[lily_lane]

Lily Lane i understand you are a fanboy of Berbatov but you can compare the very good player like Berbatov with a legend like Stoichkov and if you don`t know Stoichkov works in Barcelona like a scout so

No, you're a "fan boy".

I'm female.

 

[Rocksuperstar]

No, you're a "fan boy".

I'm female.

racist

 

[bomberH]

While i've no doubt Dr Who is slightly weird, he has just made up a brilliant name for the best player in the prem - Mr Faggnaldo.

Lily, what's your story? I've missed it if you've already posted, but are you a Bulgarian living in London or just a massive Berba loon who happens to know pretty much everything about him, including probably his cock size? To be fair, the sunglasses do it for me too...

 

[lily_lane]

...:rofl: If only Bomber, if only......

Just a Londoner, who is a Spurs supporter, and now a Berba fan....:wink:

Edit: I'm not Bulgarian, no.

I also have no idea who Dr Who is, and he doesn't know me. I suspect he's just read the forum a bit, and picked up a few things from various threads.

But yes, I am actually trying to learn Bulgarian, as I've always wanted to visit the Black Sea Coast....long before I knew of Berba. Honest. :razz:

If I ever get to the stage of being able to communicate more than one or 2 words I'll be delighted, as it's a devilishly hard language to learn... and spell. :doh:

 

[dynamoSpurs]

lily, lets date...

 

[bomberH]

...:rofl: If only Bomber, if only......

Just a Londoner, who is a Spurs supporter, and now a Berba fan....:wink:

Edit: I'm not Bulgarian, no.

I also have no idea who Dr Who is, and he doesn't know me. I suspect he's just read the forum a bit, and picked up a few things from various threads.

But yes, I am actually trying to learn Bulgarian, as I've always wanted to visit the Black Sea Coast....long before I knew of Berba. Honest. :razz:


If I ever get to the stage of being able to communicate more than one or 2 words I'll be delighted, as it's a devilishly hard language to learn... and spell. :doh:

Ahhh, fair play. I expect you'll still be a yiddo if and when he leaves then, but follow his new club (assuming he gets one) when he does go? But supposing that club is Chelsea? I said in another thread that part of me woudn't mind him going to Man U just to see him play with Rooney & Ronaldo.

I don't envy you trying to learn Bulgarian, epsecially as it looks like a made up language. Like Chinese.

On a side note, if you do manage to spurn Dynamo's advances, make yourself available to be a judge in the sexiest male contest. I'm not entering this year so i'm not trying to verbally lube you up, but would be good to see some new judges there. :up:

 

[lily_lane]

Ahhh, fair play. I expect you'll still be a yiddo if and when he leaves then, but follow his new club (assuming he gets one) when he does go? But supposing that club is Chelsea? I said in another thread that part of me woudn't mind him going to Man U just to see him play with Rooney & Ronaldo.

I'm with you there bomber. At least we'd still get to see him play, and MU is the only other PL team I could bear to see him in - after the initial shock of seeing him in the red shirt.
The Chel$ki scenario is too horrific to contemplate. I can't actually imagine him in that dump, but suspect it'd take me a while to forgive and forget, though I couldn't shout abuse as he's simply too gorgeous, and in truth, I'd still say yes, though only if he removed all trace of bluescum beforehand. :razz:

I don't envy you trying to learn Bulgarian, epsecially as it looks like a made up language. Like Chinese.

TBH you really need a proper teacher rather than a software programme with speaking cards, as it's sloooow progress. Bulgarian is not very well known though. People assume, as I did, it's like Russian, but it's quite different - apart from "Da" meaning "yes". But in sound it's like a mixture of a few European languages, and very hard to pronounce words, with lots of rolly r's in almost every word!
Then you've got the cyrillic alphabet. If you look in my siggy next to Berb's pic, his name is in cyrillic, but the other word meaning Mr. is in the Latin alphabet. The cyrillic also has numbers in it, like 4 which means ch, and 3, which I think is zh.....very hard to learn, but interesting... and you come across lovely Bulgarian people like Gabriella (and Berbs). :grin:

On a side note, if you do manage to spurn Dynamo's advances, make yourself available to be a judge in the sexiest male contest. I'm not entering this year so i'm not trying to verbally lube you up, but would be good to see some new judges there. :up:

Oh thanks! I'm definitely available to be a Judge. I voted yes, have it now in the poll rather than September, when everyone's busy. :up:
I hope you do enter though bomber, and I promise to judge fairly, both yourself and dynamo.

 

[lily_lane]

Whilst I'm waxing lyrical about all things Bulgarian, and just to show off aswell, I was sent a PM via COYS to tell me I'd become er, a bit famous over there.....well, I had a brief mention in a newspaper, that's all, but I was well chuffed! :razz:

I'd commented on this cartoon of you know who:

http://www.toonpool.com/cartoons/Dimitar Berbatov_8844

turns out the artist is a newspaper cartoonist, and a few days later my comments appeared in the Standart online...apparently I spoke for all Spurs fans and all of London, dont'cha know! :rofl:

http://paper.standartnews.com/bg/article.php?d=2008-04-12&article=229054

Интересна карикатура, макар и малко жестока! Сигурна съм, че Бербо би се насладил на вашия артистичен талант. Най-добри пожелания от Лондон", пише Лили Лейн, привърженичка на "шпорите" от Лондон.

which roughly translated by a crap online translator means this:

The interesting parody, even though the thing great as well! Sure I know that Бербо enjoy your artistic talent. The best wishes from London", it writes lily Лейн, привърженичка on "the spurs" from London.

Eek

As I know our current and hopefully future No.9 trawls the net everyday for news of home, I was hoping for a call, but sadly it never came.......:silenced:

 

[lily_lane]

BTW sorry to go off on a tangent, this has nothing to do with Martin Petrov, but if any passing Bulgarians aren't busy, could you please explain the joke/sardonic meaning of this 2nd cartoon about Berba, by the same artist, as I didn't get it? :doh:

Thanks! :up:

 

[bomberH]

You sure you're not actually ilian Savkov parading as a woman? I've heard about you bearded men praying on innocents like me.

I should've left a comment on that pic saying something like 'good drawing, where's berba's cock & ballbags', then i would've been the voice for all Spurs fans and Londoners and that would've gone down a treat in Sofia's local rag.

Erm, by the way, just to keep the mods happy, yeah Petrov, good player, fast, agile, bearded clam, too late now, past it, wank etc.

 

[bomberH]

BTW sorry to go off on a tangent, this has nothing to do with Martin Petrov, but if any passing Bulgarians aren't busy, could you please explain the joke/sardonic meaning of this 2nd cartoon about Berba, by the same artist, as I didn't get it? :doh:

Thanks! :up:

It means one of 3 things:

1) Berba is a god who can walk/play football on water.

2) Berba likes Tyyyyyy food.

3) Bulgarians are weird and their humour (and fashion) haven't progressed since the 80's.

 

[lily_lane]

I should've left a comment on that pic saying something like 'good drawing, where's berba's cock & ballbags', then i would've been the voice for all Spurs fans and Londoners and that would've gone down a treat in Sofia's local rag.

:rofl: They probably would've recruited you, as the PMer told me that the Standart is a bit of a "Commie rag". (His words not mine if they're listening!)

But Berba played for the "Commie" Army team of CSKA, so it all dovetails quite nicely. :wink:

 

[Bill_Oddie]

Oh, goody a caption competition. Still, its a bit tough. The best i can do is:


Anorexic Berbatov pecks at oil tanker as aliens invade.


I'm assuming that 'Tyyyy' translates directly as 'Shit. If we survive the Martians, we'll still get pecked to death by a casual, alice-banded footballer from Sofia.'

It's a beautiful language.

 

[lily_lane]

It means one of 3 things:

1) Berba is a god who can walk/play football on water. :bowdown:

2) Berba likes Tyyyyyy food. :rofl:

3) Bulgarians are weird and their humour (and fashion) haven't progressed since the 80's.

:shhh: but true.

 

[lily_lane]

Anorexic Berbatov pecks at oil tanker as aliens invade.


I'm assuming that 'Tyyyy' translates directly as 'Shit. If we survive the Martians, we'll still get pecked to death by a casual, alice-banded footballer from Sofia.'

Before you send it in to the newspaper, just cross this off Sofia and write this Blagoevgrad, and you'll win the 1st prize of a season ticket to Levski. :wink: