We might as well employ a tramp off the streets next time. He'd have a comparable success rate. #
Surely it would have been in his contract that he would be sacked if England weren't to qualify, and wouldn't receive a massive pay off or anything.
There's several that sleep outside Tesco just round the corner from Soho Square, any of them'll do...
On Dean Street! I know the very tramps. I will offer them the job when I stroll past there next.
"Big Issue?"
"England job?"