Tomorrow is my Xmas day, peroni and watching Spurs play, what else could you ask for!!
You Will eat the fuckin' sprouts!.
Merry Christmas keyboard junkies.
Don't eat sprouts but will enjoy my parsnips if I can trade up.
Whoever designed the Peppa Pig sound and sing laptop toy, without an off switch or volume control, is a fucking sadist and should be dragged into the street and shot.
People who buy other people's kids noisy presents are the best kind of people.
Colour me surprised-as-fuck, Gaz.