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******************MISSING**********************

6 foot 2 Scouser

Goes by the name of Stevie Gerrard

Last seen 3 years ago in an England shirt

Reward: Apparently 50 million (make up your own mind)

Been outplayed by a player considered not good enough for last 5 years in previous 3 matches (Gareth Barry)

Keeping out Premierships leading English goalscorer from midfield for last 3 seasons (Frank Lampard)

Probably find him running over kids in North West England!
 

PT

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Benitez has finally got to him. A covert operation to cull our top players down to non - qualification standard.
 
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******************MISSING**********************

6 foot 2 Scouser

Goes by the name of Stevie Gerrard

Last seen 3 years ago in an England shirt

Reward: Apparently 50 million (make up your own mind)

Been outplayed by a player considered not good enough for last 5 years in previous 3 matches (Gareth Barry)

Keeping out Premierships leading English goalscorer from midfield for last 3 seasons (Frank Lampard)

Probably find him running over kids in North West England!
unfortunately all so so true :violin:
 

Real_madyidd

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Still better than big fat frank. Stevie G is twice the player that fat fuck is. Having said that I would like to see a better partnership in the middle, i would go for Carrick and J Cole.
 
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Carrick has shown nothing at international level though and Frank Lampard has shown he is better than Steven Gerrard at International football, continuously. I can name the games Steven Gerrard has turned up for England in on one hand, amost one finger......

We all know Lampard and Gerrard don't work, we've shown Gerrard and Barry now try Lampard and Barry, Barry held the back giving Gerrard free role, Gerrard did fuck all with it, Lampard would.
 

CaptainCat

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Carrick has shown nothing at international level though and Frank Lampard has shown he is better than Steven Gerrard at International football, continuously. I can name the games Steven Gerrard has turned up for England in on one hand, amost one finger......

We all know Lampard and Gerrard don't work, we've shown Gerrard and Barry now try Lampard and Barry, Barry held the back giving Gerrard free role, Gerrard did fuck all with it, Lampard would.
I agree.
 

TaoistMonkey

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Carrick has shown nothing at international level though and Frank Lampard has shown he is better than Steven Gerrard at International football, continuously. I can name the games Steven Gerrard has turned up for England in on one hand, amost one finger......

We all know Lampard and Gerrard don't work, we've shown Gerrard and Barry now try Lampard and Barry, Barry held the back giving Gerrard free role, Gerrard did fuck all with it, Lampard would.
don't think he's put a foot wrong for england and i'm sure hes had a couple of MOTM awards too.

i could be lying
 
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