Neil Shipperley sentenced for public masturbation

[cider spurs]

Crywank?

I believe the correct abbreviation is, crank ?

Or if you're Jonathan Ross...cwank.

 

[Insomnia]

what a wanker

 

[spursfan77]

What a tosser

 

[Houdini]

What a **** for coming in to my manor and well, being a big ****!

 

[tiger666]

What a **** for coming in to my manor and well, being a big ****!

Have some pity, the poor bastard lives in West Drayton.

 

[VanZan]

He looks fitter now than when he was playing.

 

[UncleBuck]

He looks fitter now than when he was playing.

I thought it was Neil Ruddock

 

[Houdini]

Have some pity, the poor bastard lives in West Drayton.

I know, sad innit, He used to come into our betting shop, on Falling Lane, with other Chelsea players back then....but he wasn't wanking or anything....always looked a bit suspicious tho....a taste of things to come.
I know of another player who had issues & demons and exorcising them on British Rail seemed a good idea, he did this by taking various girls on rail trips and while in the carriage he would have anal knowing full well that someone could walk in!
He was caught several times!
The **** scored against us once as well....

 

[Mr.D]

Would've been better if it was Neil Warnock...