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New Ramos Chant

yido4life

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Jul 2, 2004
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Sit back and hold on tight, what do you reckon of this chant for Ramos

The mans first name could almos be pronounced one-day

So we give it the old:

"there's only one - day Ramos"
"there's only one - day Ramos"

:stupid::-|:clap::shrug:
 

yiddotilidie

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Mar 23, 2005
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Na, the one thats doing the rounds on away days is:

Juan-de (one day), or another, im gonna get ya, im gonna get ya get ya get ya get ya, juande or another im gonna find ya, im gonna get ya get ya get ya get ya........
 

themanwhofellasleep

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How about "Juande Ramos, his face is made from granite and he has strange hair" to the tune of the Lithunian National Anthem.
 

dcarney75

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How about "Juande Ramos, his face is made from granite and he has strange hair" to the tune of the Lithunian National Anthem.

Nice.

Or maybe "Juande Ramos, his cheekbones are sharp, he has no proven ability on the harp, Juande Ramos, Juande Ramos".

Doesn't really scan but I'm sure it can be tweaked a bit.
 

PYiddy

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Na, the one thats doing the rounds on away days is:

Juan-de (one day), or another, im gonna get ya, im gonna get ya get ya get ya get ya, juande or another im gonna find ya, im gonna get ya get ya get ya get ya........


i am crossing everything i have got in the hope that this one takes off

i think its touched by genius:bowdown:
 

yiddotilidie

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Both are pretty close in the running for the biggest shit mountain ever.

ah well, sorry its not up to your obvious high standards. But its too late anyway, cos as i said, its already on the away terraces. Not fully yet, but its spreading.
 

themanwhofellasleep

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Or "Juande Ramos, he used to coach Seville, he spends his evenings watching re-runs of The Bill". Because it's true. That's exactly how he spends his free time.
 

Stoof

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Na, the one thats doing the rounds on away days is:

Juan-de (one day), or another, im gonna get ya, im gonna get ya get ya get ya get ya, juande or another im gonna find ya, im gonna get ya get ya get ya get ya........

*mutters to self*

Lousy, no-good, no-copyright-respectin' heathens ...

*more mutters*

*posts link*
 

themanwhofellasleep

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Then, of course you've got the classic showtune "Juande Day My Prince Will Come" which manages to work in "Juande" and "Prince" (as in Kevin Prince Boateng) and also the word "come".
 

justfookinhitit

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Aug 4, 2006
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He starts getting a song when he either cartwheels down the touchline when we score or squares up to Wenger a la Jol. But not before.

Having said that, my brother who also posts on here (shall hold back his name to protect the stupid) thought he could have a song to the tune of "Sweet Caroline" by that legend (or leg-end) Neil Diamond.

"Juaaaaande Ramos,
Do Do Dooo,
Good times never seemed so gooooood.
I've been inclined, do do dooooooo,
To believe they never would"


Would need to re-do the last 2 lines though..............
 

Chatterbox1169

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Jan 2, 2007
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What about adapting the Davids song:

"Super, super Ram,
Super, super Ram,
Super, super Ram,
Super Juande Ramos"

Easy to sing, and fits it!! The crowd tried to sing 'Juade Ramos's blue and white army' a few games ago but it just doesn't fit correctly and so didn't catch on.
 

Allen

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Feb 12, 2007
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i love juande ramos
juande ramos loves me

Oh no!!! Please not Insom. I hated that song in the Jol version. way too gay.

The shelf started 'You been done by the Hitman, done by the Hitman, you've been done by the Hiiitman'!
Didn't go down the best but I think its along the right lines :grin:
 

gregga

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Aug 22, 2005
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how about:

Juande, is bright like dog's bright,
his face looks like deer face.

where's kuwaity when you need him?
 

Allen

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Feb 12, 2007
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What about adapting the Davids song:

"Super, super Ram,
Super, super Ram,
Super, super Ram,
Super Juande Ramos"

Easy to sing, and fits it!! The crowd tried to sing 'Juade Ramos's blue and white army' a few games ago but it just doesn't fit correctly and so didn't catch on.

Wicked Chatter! Would be good to have some of the old school sounds back as well.
 

yiddotilidie

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Mar 23, 2005
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What about adapting the Davids song:

"Super, super Ram,
Super, super Ram,
Super, super Ram,
Super Juande Ramos"

Easy to sing, and fits it!! The crowd tried to sing 'Juade Ramos's blue and white army' a few games ago but it just doesn't fit correctly and so didn't catch on.

That should be JJ's song, but it wont get sung cos too many muppets dont rate him.
 

N10toN17

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Jan 22, 2007
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We're all off to sunny Spain, viiiva, senor Ramos
We're all off to sunny Spain, viiiiva, senor Ramos

We're all off to sunny Spain, viiiiva, senor Ramos
We're all off to sunny Spain,
Senor Ramos por favor
Senor Ramos pooorfavooooooor..........


Tip toes away quietly...........
 
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