Nicklas 'f'ing Bendtner

[jasswolf]

We could do worse for a 6-month loan, but not much worse given he's some sort of tall winger/target man hybrid who doesn't score.

 

[THFCSPURS19]

Go on then, I'll bite. I'd probably take him on a loan or for <£5m. I think he actually had a lot of the attributes Harry does, just much, much shitter. Would rather him than us play Son out of position up top.

Don't really want us to sign him but, hey, I trust Poch

I guess I'm such a disgusting inferior snob for not wanting him then.

 

[Larryjanta]

I guess I'm such a disgusting inferior snob for not wanting him then.

Chill your beak mate, I'm sure you're not a snob

 

[THFCSPURS19]

Chill your beak mate, I'm sure you're not a snob

My servants reckon I am. Weird that.

 

[Shadydan]

He's shite, anyone who wants him are just being desperate once again.

 

[Spurger King]

He's shite, anyone who wants him are just being desperate once again.

That's a disservice to shit.

 

[GeneralBurk]

We sack Poch and bring back Gerry Francis as interim manager.

Always smile when I Remember as Gerry stepped off the team coach with the team some bloke shouted 'get yer hair cut you fucking badger ****'

We were shit in the late 90s early 2000s.

 

[ButchCassidy]

Rather play with 10 players.

Rather play with 7 players.

 

[aussiespursguy]

How many languages can one say NO!

I only know one so NO!

 

[Dharmabum]

Some of these rumous - fex this one and the Vardy one - would fit better in the Joke thread

 

[Roscilous]

Geez, Is it April already!?

 

[King of Otters]

Always smile when I Remember as Gerry stepped off the team coach with the team some bloke shouted 'get yer hair cut you fucking badger ****'

We were shit in the late 90s early 2000s.

20 years later and his hair is still spectacularly shit, thankfully Spurs are a bit better.

 

[Ribble]

The best thing about Bendtner is when Adebayor came on for him back in their Arsenal days and Ade said "I'm coming on for you because you are shit", or words to that effect.

I actually felt bad for him seeing him play at Juventus, because he does have some good instincts in terms of positioning, but he couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo if he tried.