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Paulo Gazzaniga signs!

Dougal

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I bet Danny Rose is currently on Google!

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E17yid

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Rooney announces his retirement from international football eclipsing this great news. Prick.
 

SEANSPURS1975

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Sep 21, 2005
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First signing of the summero_O
Who doesn't need a 3rd choice goalie who'll never player.
Wecome Gazzaniga(y)
 

DiscoD1882

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Mar 27, 2006
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You just wait.

At the end of the season when we're in the Champions League final, Lloris and Vorm will somehow injure each other in a freak tiddlywinks accident.

Gazzaniga will step in and despite letting in a comedy goal which somehow goes in between his nostrils, we'll get it back to 1-1 before getting a free kick from 35 yards out in the last minute.

All 10 outfield players will suddenly develop injured-foot-itis, and the rest of the script writes itself.

Is Gazzaniga going to have a crack?

He is, you know….

OH, I SAY!

Brilliant!

That… is… Schoolboys’ Own stuff!
Stay off the Meth! :)
 

Teemu

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Jan 12, 2006
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Fully expect Danny Rose to issue a written apology to every single Spurs fan and agree to play for us for free for the rest of his career following this absolute bombshell of a signing.
 

Clark28

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pretty sure he counts as homegrown, so at least he doesn't take up one of the international spots.
 

DiscoD1882

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for some reason I thought he would be a rotund cigar smoking man with a glass of red wine in his hand. That's not what he looks like
 
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