PL ref Bobby Madley quits...........

[Col_M]

Debbie McGee must be worried that she’ll be implicated again.

 

[montylynch]

He should give Keith Lard a bell....

 

[Flynn]

I heard he’d found god.

At least someone told him if he joins the church he gets to wear a dog collar.

 

[IfiHadTheWings]

It is all a ploy to leave the premier league, i have it on good authority that he wants to ref in La Liga...apparently its his dream to ref Espaniel vs Barkalona.

 

[LexingtonSpurs]

I heard he’d found god.

I heard he's dyslexic...

 

[Houdini]

"Madley left me for a younger bitch...I'm back on the streets trying to get my life together..."
Shes now Pestered by Fox's for sex on a daily basis.
Mugged by local cat gang.
Goering the Doberman offers to be her pimp.

 

[tototoner]

Puns aside, I'd be stunned if he actually had. If he hasn't, and the "personal reasons" are something serious, then I'm gonna feel incredibly sorry for him.

The thing is now, it doesn't even matter whether he shagged a dog or not, it's gone too far. For now on, whenever people mention his name, the first thing that will come to mind is "dog nonce". Poor fucker

Exactly, when he's 80 he'll be rattling on in his local boozer about refereeing 90 top flight games, but no one remembers that. Shag 1 dog however....

 

[tototoner]

Bobby Madley: "I ref 100 PL matches, and nobody calls me "Bobby the PL Official". But I fuck one dog...."

Damn beat me to it

 

[worcestersauce]

Like nobody on here ain't shaged a few dogs in their time.

 

[Tweddled]

Is there actually any proof he shagged a dog?

Think you lot are barking up the wrong tree...

 

[nailsy]

There's so many bad puns in here. It's really paw.

 

[Flynn]

There's so many bad puns in here. It's really paw.

you're such a wag

 

[Jody]

Can't believe this is true. Hope it isn't, as I'm fed up with the faceless mob mentality on social media disguised as 'banter' or SJW whinging.

Not that it will help the bloke if it's all bollocks. That'll stay with him now, a la richard gere and the gerbil. Football fans would destroy him in a way that movie goers can't.

Couldn’t agree more. Hate it.

 

[Dougal]

Yep. No need for it. He’s getting dog’s abuse.

 

[Gb160]

50 side splitting dog puns later and he's just split up with his wife.

 

[shelfmonkey]

Indirect subtlety is not my thing.

Madley fucked a dog

Is this true? Have you got any leads?

 

[JerryGarcia]

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www....-madley-dog-sex-rumour-traced-on-twitter/amp/

Started by a Liverpool fan according to this

 

[Houdini]

Them scousers and their humour eh?
Sick twisted fucks spreading a story like that…have they no shame ...disgusting (shudders) awful!

 

[Giovanni]

Could only have been a scouser eh.

 

[cwy21]

Probably means an extra season or two of Mike Dean and Jon Moss because the Premier League is not exactly loaded with young competent refs.