Harry Kane

[SargeantMeatCurtains]

His body is starting to look like Cristiano Ronaldo's.

His girlfriend looks like she could bench press a bin lorry

 

[Pizza]

Why on earth are you looking at HIS body?

It's Harry fucking Kane. Why would you want to look anywhere else?

 

[mark87]

His body is starting to look like Cristiano Ronaldo's.

The things you catch when fishing these days...

 

[glospur]

The things you catch when fishing these days...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Sorry, but a funny rating just wasn't enough.

 

[Donki]

His body is starting to look like Cristiano Ronaldo's.

Only thing I thought was "why is that kid not wearing a hat?"... what has become of me.

 

[Cheltenham Spur]

Only thing I thought was "why is that kid not wearing a hat?"... what has become of me.

If it's any consolation my first thought was I hope they've put Sun cream on the baby.

 

[thebenjamin]

What's going on with the baby's seaweed nappy?

 

[Cheltenham Spur]

What's going on with the baby's seaweed nappy?

Obvious: she's at sea and just weed in it.

 

[Stopspot]

 

[YiddoBirdy]

Well she wasnt going to say no. Who would turn down a free season ticket?

 

[widmerpool]

Lucky there happened to be a professional photographer on hand to capture such an important, private and unrepeatable moment.

 

[YiddoBirdy]

Lucky there happened to be a professional photographer on hand to capture such an important, private and unrepeatable moment.

CCTV is everywhere nowadays

 

[Clark28]

hopefully the question was "will i win my 3rd straight golden boot next season?"

 

[npearl4spurs]

Congratulations Harry!

 

[tiger666]

The 3rd emoji looks like a handcuff.

 

[aliyid]

She's one of our own, She's one of our oooowwwwnnnn.... Future Mrs Kane, She's one of our own

 

[soup]

What a gent. Honestly nice to see a footballer not marrying a nightclub tranny for once.

Good luck to the Kanes.

 

[mark87]

Who the hell is looking after the kid? Oh...that's who's taking the picture.

 

[scat1620]

Messi only achieved his first marriage this year, Kane looks set to equal that well before he turns 25.

He's on course to be better than Messi, chaps.

 

[yankspurs]

Who do you think is taking the photo

Probably one of the people that work at Atlantis, which is where they are. Honestly, some of the nicest people I have ever come across.