I like how the reasons for not rating Harry Kane are becoming so contrived that coming up with them is becoming a feat in itself.
Opponent's fan: Kane is just a one season wonder.
*Kane wins golden boot in second full season*
Opponent's fan: Ok fine, but he can't do it against the big teams.
*Kane scores against all the big teams*
Opponent's fan: Ok fine, sure, but now everyone knows about him he's going to get found out pretty soon.
*Kane wins second successive golden boot*
Opponent's fan: Alright, I admit he's ok, but he can't do it for England.
*Kane scores 1-in-two for England over 20 games*
Opponent's fan: Whatever, you can't call him world class until he does it in the champions league.
*Kane scores two goals against Dortmund*
*opponent's fan looks stumped for a moment*
*opponent's fan sinks into deep concentration for about three minutes before suddenly sitting up*
Opponent's fan: I've got it! Harry Kane is rubbish because, even though he scores lots of goals, and even though he scores against all the best teams...he never scores when...wait for it...he never scores when the other team is playing better than Spurs and Spurs are being constantly pushed back into their own half. THAT, my friend, is the only measure of a good player!
Spurs fan: What about the Dortmund game?
Opponent's fan: Fuck's sake.