Player Watch: Harry Kane

Discussion in 'Spurs Chat' started by RichSpur58, Aug 10, 2011.

will Harry Hotspur start vs Lithuania?

  1. yes

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    68.8%
  2. no

    84 vote(s)
    31.2%
  1. Lilbaz

    Lilbaz Just call me Baz

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    Walker and rose (when fit) as well.
     
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  2. SlotBadger

    SlotBadger Well-Known Member

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  3. sly1

    sly1 Active Member

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    I like how the reasons for not rating Harry Kane are becoming so contrived that coming up with them is becoming a feat in itself.

    Opponent's fan: Kane is just a one season wonder.
    *Kane wins golden boot in second full season*
    Opponent's fan: Ok fine, but he can't do it against the big teams.
    *Kane scores against all the big teams*
    Opponent's fan: Ok fine, sure, but now everyone knows about him he's going to get found out pretty soon.
    *Kane wins second successive golden boot*
    Opponent's fan: Alright, I admit he's ok, but he can't do it for England.
    *Kane scores 1-in-two for England over 20 games*
    Opponent's fan: Whatever, you can't call him world class until he does it in the champions league.
    *Kane scores two goals against Dortmund*

    *opponent's fan looks stumped for a moment*
    *opponent's fan sinks into deep concentration for about three minutes before suddenly sitting up*
    Opponent's fan: I've got it! Harry Kane is rubbish because, even though he scores lots of goals, and even though he scores against all the best teams...he never scores when...wait for it...he never scores when the other team is playing better than Spurs and Spurs are being constantly pushed back into their own half. THAT, my friend, is the only measure of a good player!
    Spurs fan: What about the Dortmund game?
    Opponent's fan: Fuck's sake.
     
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  4. glacierSpurs

    glacierSpurs Well-Known Member

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    I finally waited till the time for the poll to be relevant (again) and casted my vote!! :joyful:
     
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  5. mark_2017

    mark_2017 Well-Known Member

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    Just ridiculous.

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  6. TaoistMonkey

    TaoistMonkey What would Phil Dunphy do? Staff

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    yeah that Kane goal last night was typical Spurs. Loved it.
     
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  7. yankspurs

    yankspurs "We're not a selling club"

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    We just have to win a trophy. We've come oh so close like 3 or 4 times in the last 2 years. Now is the time we actually do so. Win a trophy and put all this shit to bed.
     
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  8. tiger666

    tiger666 Large member

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    You think a Carabao Cup will stop the media selling Kane?
     
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  9. ClintEastwould

    ClintEastwould Well-Known Member

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    Screw the media. It's for the players. If they win the FA or even league cup this year that will give them bags of confidence going into the new stadium.
     
  10. yankspurs

    yankspurs "We're not a selling club"

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    Probably not but an FA Cup, PL or CL trophy might. Better yet, go for the double! Or triple! Or quadruple!

    In fact, give me the quadruple;):cautious:
     
  11. Saoirse

    Saoirse Well-Known Member

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    A little worried to be honest about him potentially getting the England captaincy. I'm not sure much good can come out of that travelling circus and general shit-show.
     
  12. tiger666

    tiger666 Large member

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    Worried about what?
     
  13. Paolo10

    Paolo10 Well-Known Member

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    If we win something, it'll be about him getting treble his wages or whatever the fuck.

    The speculation isn't going to stop any time soon regardless of success IMO.
     
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  14. mattie g

    mattie g Well-Known Member

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    Then England should feel lucky to have him, but he'll need to leave to win things and be considered among the greats.

    Edit: Shit...just saw the post on the previous page that some other brilliant douchebag on Twatter said the same yesterday.
     
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  15. Spurger King

    Spurger King can't smile without glue

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    In my defence (yes that is the correct spelling), I was the first to make that joke on this forum, but the frequent yet unintentional repetition of it only highlighted how unoriginal it truly was.
     
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  16. pffft

    pffft some kind of member

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  17. isaac94

    isaac94 Active Member

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    Wow this is horrific, actually saw this quote on there:
    "Said it before he is one of the luckiest players around, he never looks in control of the ball".
     
  18. mattie g

    mattie g Well-Known Member

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    Simply proves you think like the rest of us. You're just more quicker and stuff.
     
  19. StanSpur

    StanSpur Ronny Rosenthal

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    Well he moved on to sampdoria and juventus and did quite well actually. All teams in Italy at the time were a more exciting prospect than villa to be fair
     
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  20. SlumDilla

    SlumDilla Well-Known Member

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    I'm calling it now, Kane will break the record for most goals scored in a PL game, which is 5 (held by Jd, Shearer and Andy Cole).
     
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