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nailsy

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Bollocks! Potentially out of the Swansea match due to illness. Was genuinely hoping to witness the first ever back-to-back-to-back Premier League hat-trick.

Would it count if he missed the Swansea game, but scored three against West Ham? He'd still be scoring in three successive games.
 

chinaman

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Swans will be all fired up having won away today. May not be that easy; so would want Kane there if possible.
 

Roynie

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Do we know if he will play or not vs Swansea?

The game isn't until Tuesday, I'm sure Poch won't decide yet, he'll wait until Tuesday to give him as much time to recover as possible. In the meantime HK should be dosing up with vitamins etc.
 

Lemon

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Hope we give him £200k basic (CL, Win and goal bonuses), 5.5seasons if he'll agree it.
 

bubble07

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If he scores a hatrick in his next premier league game he will have scored 50 goals in his last 50 premier league appearances

Simply unbelievable
 

lukespurs7

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The game isn't until Tuesday, I'm sure Poch won't decide yet, he'll wait until Tuesday to give him as much time to recover as possible. In the meantime HK should be dosing up with vitamins etc.
Do they release training photos today?
 

southlondonyiddo

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If he hasn’t got a room for all his match balls and trophies yet maybe we should make him a nice little room at the new ground

Would save him having to take them all home and we could put a few in the clubs new trophy cabinets as they might need filling up a bit after the last ....... years
 

Lemon

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Lemon, we don't care about this. Please just tell us what vitamins and nutrients he needs to be taking to get over this cold asap


;)

Netty pot if it's sinus based (saline warm water irrigation). Sips of Milk of magnesia. Lyposomal Vitamin C. Some H2O2 in his ears.

Warm honey and lemon, some Sodium Bicarbonate if the ticker is robust.

There's plenty of 'natures penicillin' recipes online, juice of Garlic, Onion, Turmeric, Ginger, Cinnamon, Honey and Lemon.

French onion style soup, from red onions in particular, is the only food form of VitaminC the body will assimilate regardless of fluid pH, that I know of, get his chef on it!

I'm sure Harry will be all over this.
 
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NinjaTuna

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Netty pot if it's sinus based (saline warm water irrigation). Sips of Milk of magnesia. Lyposomal Vitamin C. Some H2O2 in his ears.

Warm honey and lemon, some Sodium Bicarbonate if the ticker is robust.

There's plenty of 'natures penicillin' recipes online, juice of Garlic, Onion, Turmeric, Ginger, Cinnamon, Honey and Lemon.

I'm sure Harry will be all over this.
I find if I've got a dodgy tummy, if i drink a big carton of not-from-concentrate apple juice in one go, i shit it all out within an hour and feel great (y) perhaps we should tell Harry this instead
 

Lemon

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I find if I've got a dodgy tummy, if i drink a big carton of not-from-concentrate apple juice in one go, i shit it all out within an hour and feel great (y) perhaps we should tell Harry this instead

Apparently the pectin in apple is excellent in the sense you suggest, not sure it is present in juice, also malic acid is known to break down uric acid which is plentiful in Apples (tart especially).

So an apple a day may indeed keep the doctor away. But your methodology seems a little industrial!
 

Lemon

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I find if I've got a dodgy tummy, if i drink a big carton of not-from-concentrate apple juice in one go, i shit it all out within an hour and feel great (y) perhaps we should tell Harry this instead

Also, when you get Jelly from hospital as kids (if that's still done), it comes from a similar theory, that it coats\lubricates their tummies, to ensure none of the other crap you eat there gets stuck to your insides (so I believe anyway).

https://www.nhs.uk/news/food-and-diet/a-storm-in-a-jam-jar/

https://draxe.com/pectin/

Certo is fine, we put some in our daughters nighttime concoction periodically.

https://www.peoplespharmacy.com/2014/10/30/how-to-mix-certo-and-grape-juice-for-arthritis/

Grapes and Pectin. Highly suggest Gout/Arthritis sufferers read that last link, shame Dembele's nutritionists don't get him trying that combo.
 
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fatpiranha

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Netty pot if it's sinus based (saline warm water irrigation). Sips of Milk of magnesia. Lyposomal Vitamin C. Some H2O2 in his ears.

Warm honey and lemon, some Sodium Bicarbonate if the ticker is robust.

There's plenty of 'natures penicillin' recipes online, juice of Garlic, Onion, Turmeric, Ginger, Cinnamon, Honey and Lemon.

French onion style soup, from red onions in particular, is the only food form of VitaminC the body will assimilate regardless of fluid pH, that I know of, get his chef on it!

I'm sure Harry will be all over this.

I'm sure that's all very nice :rolleyes: but this is Harry Kane we're talking about. I want science! I'd start by flushing out all those nasty germs with a total blood transfusion, preferably from Chris Froome & Justin Gatlin :devil:.
 

Lemon

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I'm sure that's all very nice :rolleyes: but this is Harry Kane we're talking about. I want science! I'd start by flushing out all those nasty germs with a total blood transfusion, preferably from Chris Froome & Justin Gatlin :devil:.

Cute.

Just on the sodium bicarb:

On page 12 the company starts off saying, “The proven value of Arm & Hammer Bicarbonate of Soda as a therapeutic agent is further evinced by the following evidence of a prominent physician named Dr. Volney S. Cheney, in a letter to the Church & Dwight Company:

“In 1918 and 1919 while fighting the ‘Flu’ with the U. S. Public Health Service it was brought to my attention that rarely any one who had been thoroughly alkalinized with bicarbonate of soda contracted the disease, and those who did contract it, if alkalinized early, would invariably have mild attacks. I have since that time treated all cases of ‘Cold,’ Influenza and LaGripe by first giving generous doses of Bicarbonate of Soda, and in many, many instances within 36 hours the symptoms would have entirely abated. Further, within my own household, before Woman’s Clubs and Parent-Teachers’ Associations, I have advocated the use of Bicarbonate of Soda as a preventive for “Colds,” with the result that now many reports are coming in stating that those who took “Soda” were not affected, while nearly every one around them had the “Flu.”

Those sores around his mouth in early December show his pH had dropped IMO.

Brother in law works in emergency rooms in various Dr capacities, first thing they usually do is give some sodium bicarbonate to stabilise blood pH he told me.
 
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