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Sandros Shiny Head

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Genuinely don't remember when the last game was where Kane scored and we won that wasn't dominated after by shit about him leaving or his wages
 
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Dont worry lads i got this ...

Ive already told them i want number 33, as the illuminati told me its a magic number, and ill be able to Illuminate Real to the top of the league, Florentino Perez was well impressed and sang over the phone to me "sign him up sign him who needs HK !!!" ... he then proceeded to whatsapp me with a 2 emojis "
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" ..... Therefore the following days headline HK stays as Perez only wants to sign a " 33 " has change of heart ... also told him im no Poch fan so Poch stays also .... :) ... your welcome lads :)
 
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StartingPrice

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LoL - The source [sic.] is Dario Gol = about as reliable as a chocolate bridge over the inferno. Bit pathetic of the BBC quoting them as though they are a bona fide media outlet - I guess the desperate need for sensationalist headlines knows zero bounds nowadays :)

In other news, Alex Sanchez is so desperate to get away from the Scumerates that he is willing to miss out on a £25 million signing fee. But not to worry, Mr Whinger shows he has a complete grasp of what ails the Scum as he looks to bring in more attacking midfielders...oh, and give Mr Wheelchair a new contract :hilarious::hilarious::hilarious:
 

dricha1

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LoL - The source [sic.] is Dario Gol = about as reliable as a chocolate bridge over the inferno. Bit pathetic of the BBC quoting them as though they are a bona fide media outlet - I guess the desperate need for sensationalist headlines knows zero bounds nowadays :)

In other news, Alex Sanchez is so desperate to get away from the Scumerates that he is willing to miss out on a £25 million signing fee. But not to worry, Mr Whinger shows he has a complete grasp of what ails the Scum as he looks to bring in more attacking midfielders...oh, and give Mr Wheelchair a new contract :hilarious::hilarious::hilarious:

Am I missing something or have the BBC removed the link - I can’t see anything related to Harry Kane in the gossip?
 

DotNetCoder

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Harry Kane was in advanced talks with Real Madrid, picked number 10 as his number and was as good as gone.

No direct quotes or real sources, just the usual made up bollocks.
 

tototoner

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Harry Kane was in advanced talks with Real Madrid, picked number 10 as his number and was as good as gone.

No direct quotes or real sources, just the usual made up bollocks.

Mirror running it now, don't click the link or your browser will be screwed for about 10 mins

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/harry-kane-chooses-real-madrid-11827630

Real Madrid have not made a bid for Harry Kane yet but the Tottenham talisman has apparently already chosen his shirt number at the Bernabeu.

Florentino Perez wants Kane at the European giants as part of a massive squad overhaul in the summer.
The Spurs skipper still has four years to run on the £100,000-a-week deal he signed December 2016, but his 56 goals in 2017 has alerted Real, who are desperate to add more firepower.

Tottenham sold Luka Modric and then Gareth Bale to Los Blancos, and Kane reportedly wants the Real Madrid No.10 shirt should he make the move to La Liga, according to Diario Gol.
 

Trix

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Hopefully him putting pen to paper on a new deal will shut them up for a couple of months.

Told negotiations are at an advanced stage.
 

spursfan77

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Hopefully him putting pen to paper on a new deal will shut them up for a couple of months.

Told negotiations are at an advanced stage.

Good on the second sentence. But you're being massive optimistic with your first. They won't be happy until he's gone. We just saw it with Coutinho. The media were so excited that he left to go to Spain.
 

dontcallme

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Mar 18, 2005
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Hopefully him putting pen to paper on a new deal will shut them up for a couple of months.

Told negotiations are at an advanced stage.

Unfortunately there's always multiple ways to interpret any action.

If he doesn't sign a contract it can be because he is happy with what he has or it's because he wants out.

If he signs a contract he is committing to the club or contracts are not worth anything anymore other than a payrise for the player and a chance for the club to get a higher fee.

You only need to go by the last few pages to see people are still clicking into links en masse regarding made up stories of Kane leaving. As long as people are clicking the links, the stories continue.
 

tiger666

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The best thing people can do is stop clicking and stop posting links to it. You're doing exactly what they want you to do.
 
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