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TheGreatOldOne

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Only thing I'll say about Kane is why the hell did he run across the pitch (vs. Ajax) after the whistle had gone when he was not at all actually playing. How stupid can you be. "I'm a 250M asset and my stardom rely on my body staying fit and avoiding silly injuries, but hell I'll just run for it at the most pointless time in my career".

Ever heard of passion?
 

Lilbaz

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Only thing I'll say about Kane is why the hell did he run across the pitch (vs. Ajax) after the whistle had gone when he was not at all actually playing. How stupid can you be. "I'm a 250M asset and my stardom rely on my body staying fit and avoiding silly injuries, but hell I'll just run for it at the most pointless time in my career".

He's been running in straight lines in training. He said as much.
 

NinjaTuna

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Only thing I'll say about Kane is why the hell did he run across the pitch (vs. Ajax) after the whistle had gone when he was not at all actually playing. How stupid can you be. "I'm a 250M asset and my stardom rely on my body staying fit and avoiding silly injuries, but hell I'll just run for it at the most pointless time in my career".
One hell of a hot take, this
 

longtimespur

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Only thing I'll say about Kane is why the hell did he run across the pitch (vs. Ajax) after the whistle had gone when he was not at all actually playing. How stupid can you be. "I'm a 250M asset and my stardom rely on my body staying fit and avoiding silly injuries, but hell I'll just run for it at the most pointless time in my career".
Never played football then?:)
 

glospur

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Yeah, Kane definitely should have walked with excitement out ... Wait, but what if he still slipped?

He should have sat on the bench in excitement ... Wait, someone might have fell on him in the celebration and hurt him.

He definitely should have stayed in his chair in the stands in excitement ... But what if a crazed Ajax fan attacked him?

Ok, he should have absolutely stayed home in excitement ... Well, actually, looking after a couple of kids can be dangerous work.

All right, he should have laid in bed and not watched one of the biggest games in the club history to ensure that nothing would happen to him so that he was fit for a final that he didn't know we were in.
 

Monkey boy

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Only thing I'll say about Kane is why the hell did he run across the pitch (vs. Ajax) after the whistle had gone when he was not at all actually playing. How stupid can you be. "I'm a 250M asset and my stardom rely on my body staying fit and avoiding silly injuries, but hell I'll just run for it at the most pointless time in my career".

Why the hell did I run out of the house whilst swinging my shirt around my head and then scream in to my wife’s face to take that mother fucker!! Because I’m a yiddo!!
 

wrd

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Heard he had a glass of orange juice this morning, fucking reckless, don't want him near glass.
 

SpursSince1980

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They should have put Kane in a wheelchair and wheeled him around on the pitch. Maybe next time.
Or maybe Poch could have given him a piggy-back across the field and then laid him down flat at the edge of the 18 yard box, so that the other players can dance in a circle around him, while he wets his adult diapers in a fit of rapturous joy!!
 

JCRD

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FUCKING BULLY'S THE LOT OF YOU
 

coys200

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He will start I’m 100% convinced. He’s on a perfectly normal timeline to return. I’d guess if we had a game this weekend he’d be on the bench or very close to.
 

JOLLHURN

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10 minutes to go, the game is carefully poised at 1-1 after Mane cancelled out a Danny Rose 30 yard volley. Kane is warming up.

The ball rolls out for a goal kick and Poch makes his final change, Lucas for Kane. Spurs pile on the pressure, inspired by the figure of their vice captain throwing himself recklessly around the pitch as part of a massive team press.

Dele picks up the ball on the edge of the Liverpool box and slips it through to Kane who surely can't miss!....but he slashes it wide.

That was the chance.

The ensuing goal kick is long and high, Toby looks up but the ball is hidden in the floodlights, it sails over his head and puts Salah through 1 on 1 with Lloris! The Egyption bobs and weaves trying to make the Frenchman commit first but Salah stumbles over his feet as he tries to pass Lloris and falls over dramatically. The Spurs contingent let out a mighty roar, but the ref blows his whistle.

He reaches for his pocket.

Red. Penalty.

The crowd is stunned, the players call for a VAR review but it doesn't come.

With no substitutions left Spurs are forced to use an outfield player in goal. Kane knew this and has been busy procuring gloves in the chaos. Lloris whispers some parting words to him on his journey down the tunnel and Kane takes his place in goal deep into injury time.

James Milner places the ball down and steps back, Kane doing his best to put him off. Milner strikes the ball, Kane dives to his right, the ball goes to his left...but its off the post! The rebound is kind to the Liverpool man but Kane is quick to his feet and catches the attempt.

He boots it long to Son who has been hopeful of a counter and his gamble paid off. A Clever touch nutmegs Van Dijk and puts only Alison between him and a Champions League medal. Son shoots but the Brazilians fingertips sends it out for a corner. The Lillywhites set up as normal and Trippier, who has been man of the match so far, shapes up to take it.

A roar ripples among the crowd.

Rose is waiting on the halfway line and feels the hair on his neck stand up as a streak of purple flies past him.

Trippier curls the ball towards the penalty and Kane, who hasn't broken stride since his departure from his box, leaps.

His head connects.

Alison dives.

Goal.

They've done it.
 
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