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St José Dominguez

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Jul 15, 2014
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Read something on Facebook from CoysNews that he would miss both pre-season and start of the season. Wtf? I've broken both my wrists at the same time. I was disabled for two weeks and totally healed after around 4 weeks. I've broken my shoulder = 4-6 weeks. My thumb 4 weeks.

Ffs, I were even out drinking the same day I broke my shoulder.

Chill people.

You need to cut down on the wanking
 

Flashspur

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Jul 28, 2012
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Read something on Facebook from CoysNews that he would miss both pre-season and start of the season. Wtf? I've broken both my wrists at the same time. I was disabled for two weeks and totally healed after around 4 weeks. I've broken my shoulder = 4-6 weeks. My thumb 4 weeks.

Ffs, I were even out drinking the same day I broke my shoulder.

Chill people.

you're either a stunt man dude or a crash test dummy...legend.
 

BoringOldFan

It's better to burn out than to fade away...
Sep 20, 2005
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A fractured arm is God's way of telling you to come up with a better goal celebration. Hope he's better real soon. Absolutely key player for us, goals, creativity, and a sunny smile. Has anyone worked out how many points his goals earned us? Harry may be the cream of the crop but Son is the cherry on top.
 

chinaman

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A fractured arm is God's way of telling you to come up with a better goal celebration. Hope he's better real soon. Absolutely key player for us, goals, creativity, and a sunny smile. Has anyone worked out how many points his goals earned us? Harry may be the cream of the crop but Son is the cherry on top.


Harry has so many goals that the ball of cream must be big; and with a red cherry on top, it sure looks like a nice boob.
 

Snarfalicious

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Jul 15, 2012
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If he is out until October it would have made more sense to just cut off the arm altogether (Sorry, Sonny. We need you for the start of the season).
 

Stopspot

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I don't see how a broken arm will take him out until bloody October.

Fuck. I've seen pro wrestlers break their arms and they are back putting people through tables and falling off of wooden rings into concrete floors 3 weeks later. And that's in a profession that uses.

Probably a bad comparison but a pro wrestler uses his arms in his profession way more than a football player. And does way more insane shit as well
 

hughy

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Nov 18, 2007
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I don't see how a broken arm will take him out until bloody October.

Fuck. I've seen pro wrestlers break their arms and they are back putting people through tables and falling off of wooden rings into concrete floors 3 weeks later. And that's in a profession that uses.

Probably a bad comparison but a pro wrestler uses his arms in his profession way more than a football player. And does way more insane shit as well

MY GOD HES BROKEN HIM IN HALF
 

TwanYid

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Aug 1, 2013
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Just so bizarre one of our players getting hurt- and subsequently missing games- while on international duty.
 

Clark28

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This Youtube channel makes great highlight reels for our players, so many nice goals from Sonny.
Thank fk we didn't sell him this time last year.
 

mark87

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He scored some absolute crackers. Don't understand the people who wanted him gone after his first season with us, he was always capable of producing seasons like the one he's just had with us.
 

Shadydan

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Jul 7, 2012
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I wonder in the history of the Premiership, how many players have won two player of the month awards in a season and not get into the team of the season?
 
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