Player Watch Player Watch - Lucas Moura

[JCRD]

Yup!. She looks just like my colleague's Argentinian wife!

I would kill your colleague and comfort his wife

 

[CrouchPotato]

Love the fact that he looks 500 years old and has been around forever. My mates from other teams keep saying he’s old and won’t be around for long.

 

[E17yid]

I just googled "Lucas Moura wife" to have a look

Same. Was disappointed.

 

[ravo]

I like how he's proven a large section of the forum wrong with his work rate. One of the standout claims about Moura was that he was lazy and would never do any of the defensive work. Credit to Poch for helping him adjust and even more credit to Lucas for buying into our playing style and showing that never say die attitude. If we can get him, Son and Lamela on the field at the same time, we'd terrify majority of the teams we'd play.

Dembele/Wanyama/Dier
-------Lamela --- Eriksen-------
--Moura ------ Kane -------- Son--​

Seeing that formation in action would be amazing. Hope it happens at least once this season.

 

[jamesc0le]

im not buying it. isn't he basically andros townsend with a brasilian wife?

 

[vdv]

Same. Was disappointed.

weird eyebrows

 

[PerthYid]

Same. Was disappointed.

weird eyebrows

Not sure what super models you lads are going home too at night ...

 

[E17yid]

Not sure what super models you lads are going home too at night ...

The ones with normal eyebrows

 

[PerthYid]

The ones with normal eyebrows

Hard pushed to find a female with them now

 

[Spurrific]

The ones with normal eyebrows

So that rules out Cara Delevingne

 

[glospur]

So that rules out Cara Delevingne

That's a phrase that should never be allowed to be typed out, let alone said aloud.

 

[mark87]

So that rules out Cara Delevingne

I'd agree if I knew who she was.

 

[dontcallme]

I'd agree if I knew who she was.

She had a rap battle with James Corden and Dave Franco once.

 

[mark87]

She had a rap battle with James Corden and Dave Franco once.

Bet it was wicked.

 

[jamesc0le]

meh, i prefer natural eyebrows to those tarmac jobs

 

[wadewill]

My wife came home from the beauticians last night and looked like an Angry Bird.

Eyebrows are dead, long live the eyebrows

 

[heelspurs]

My wife came home from the beauticians last night and looked like an Angry Bird.

Eyebrows are dead, long live the eyebrows

Is this her?

 

[Chadeq]

I can see Lucas and Keita being the ‘surprise packages’ this season. Both are far better players than most expect.
Shame we didn’t nab Naby...

 

[THX2208]

I absolutely love Lucas Moura. I think this season is going to be massive for him. Not only is he lighting fast but he is extremely skillful. He reminds me in many ways of Mo Salah but faster. The only I weakness I can see is strength but I'm sure once the boys at Hotspur Way get to work he'll be as strong as a bull. ❤

 

[dtxspurs]

"Lucas Moura isn't dynamic enough" "Lucas Moura isn't strong enough for the Prem"

Holy fucking shit what a player.