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hughy

I'm SUPER cereal.
Nov 18, 2007
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As ugly as it can be, at least they have a useful plan B when chasing games.
Does make me laugh that they had a whole 5 minute conversation asking why has Mata not been brought on, and then Fellaini hits the post and scores within about 3 minutes.


I fucking hate Mourinho, but unless they know what they're talking about they shouldn't question his tactics.
 

Marty

Audere est farce
Mar 10, 2005
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I must have seen Iwobi play 20 times and I’ve still got no fucking idea what he is.
Alex Iwobi
The year is 2023, and the world is a nuclear wasteland following the Cold War II. One of the few survivors was found in a cellar in north London, and has joined a band of fellow nomads who must travel the world in search of new life. To pass the time on the long summer evenings, they play football with a ball fashioned out of tin cans welded together. The leader of the group turns to his assistant after one such game. “Who is he?,” he says, pointing to the north London survivor. “Alex,” comes the reply. “Alex Iwobi.” “Do you reckon he’s any good?” the leader asks. “F*ck knows,” is the assistant’s reply.

Courtesy of Football365.com
 

Bus-Conductor

SC Supporter
Oct 19, 2004
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80 odd minutes of half hearted wank, topped off by the thinking man’s Sissoko earning the result I least wanted.

Don’t you just love football.
 

hughy

I'm SUPER cereal.
Nov 18, 2007
31,906
57,094
The reverse fixture was dire earlier in the season. Then again we were too busy watching West Brom kill football at the time to care.
 

Marty

Audere est farce
Mar 10, 2005
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Very few things are more fun than players celebrating before they spot the offside flag. It just gets funnier when they protest and the decision is absolutely correct.
 

Phomesy

Well-Known Member
Aug 20, 2013
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Brighton one up because technology forced the ref to give a goal. Should be two after Knockaert fouled in the box
 

Marty

Audere est farce
Mar 10, 2005
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United on the verge of losing away at all three promoted sides this season. Mental.
 
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