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MOTM

  • Lloris

    Votes: 48 27.1%
  • Trippier

    Votes: 8 4.5%
  • Sanchez

    Votes: 1 0.6%
  • Verts

    Votes: 18 10.2%
  • Davies

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Wanyama

    Votes: 1 0.6%
  • Sissoko

    Votes: 7 4.0%
  • Eriksen

    Votes: 63 35.6%
  • Dele

    Votes: 1 0.6%
  • Son

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Kane

    Votes: 12 6.8%
  • Lamela

    Votes: 9 5.1%
  • Toby

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Rose

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Undecided

    Votes: 2 1.1%
  • None Deserved

    Votes: 7 4.0%

  • Total voters
    177

BringBack_leGin

Well-Known Member
Jul 28, 2004
27,719
54,929
I’m still the length of a football match away from my front door so, regardless of performance, I’m just glad we won. I lost my voice tonight, and given the shocking turnout from our ‘supporters’ for a must win match I’m pretty sure those on the pitch could hear my every rant and rave.

It’s been a stressful season, we’ve not performed as well as last season and the quality of football has dipped, but if at the start of this season you’d have offered me champions league qualification with our second highest premier league points total, an FA cup semi final and a decent showing in the champions league I’d have taken it. Ultimately, I’m satisfied with the season, I’d say this is par for expectations, above where we have any right to be given our inferior resources compared to five other clubs, but below where I’m dreaming of obviously. Factor in the adaptation to Wembley and the season has been a success. Make no mistake about it, this is the most competitive league in the world, there are six sides who would have a great chance of winning every other league bar Spain, and we are well and truly a top club now.

I grew up through Gerry Francis, Christian Gross, George Graham and Glenn Hoddle. Until 2006 I’d not seen us finish even in the top six (my memory goes back to roughly klinsmanns first spell). Now I’ve not seen us finish below 6th in nine seasons, five of those in the top four, three times consecutively with this manager and by Sunday potentially a third consecutive top three finish too. Even limping over the line, I’m delighted.

Lloris was my man of the match because without him we are behind at half time. Mainly routine save, one great save from the header. One slip which he still recovered from to catch the ball and decent distribution, he came through when it mattered after a rough season.

Trippier redeemed himself somewhat by risking life and limb to save us in the box but his poorly timed forward runs, poor touches and lack of cohesion with those around him seemed like it could be our undoing. All Newcastle’s must threatening moments emanated from his side.

Sanchez was skinned alive by Murphy once and was lucky it didn’t cost us, but otherwise he was composed, good in the air and strong in the tackle.

Vertonghen actually wasn’t at his best in my opinion, one very clumsy header early on nearly gifted Newcastle a goal and he lost the ball dangerously more than once.

Davies was uninspiring in attack, poor delivery, but did link relatively well with the forwards. Fine in defence.

Wanyama, one horrible pass aside, played pretty well, some good passes and held the ball nicely. Strong in the tackle, I hope he was just shattered.

Sissoko was okay, limited yes but he was actually more purposeful than most and tried to drive us forward, while defensively he put the yards in and then some.

Eriksen’s radar was a touch off but his effort was immense and but for him playing three positions at once we’d have lost control of this game. Our best outlet and took responsibility all over the pitch.

Son was dreadful, awful touch, poor decisions, weak on the ball. Thankfully he had his head up to give the ball back to Kane for the goal.

Dele wasn’t too much better, he was indecisive too often when he had the chance to make something happen and he fluffed a gift of a chance. He did work his arse off though, helped the defence and was one of the few breaking forward with the ball when our backs were up against the wall at the end.

Kane didn’t lack for effort, he harried and proved all game, he played a few good passes and he took one clever free kick. His touch was dreadful though and he really looked short of some pace and finesse. Scored a great finish when it mattered though and that’s why we’ve qualified for the champions league. 4 goals in his last 6 league games... not bad for someone on poor form.

Lamela did well, unlucky not to assist Rose with a great pass, used his skill to keep the ball high up the pitch and got his mandatory booking.

Alderweireld got the biggest cheer of the night. We’ll miss him.

Rose should have scored but sadly his right foot is for standing on.

The crowd were the worst performers. Booing the players off at half time? 30,000 odd empty seats? Getting on the players backs constantly? Dickheads. They should be sent to the slaughterhouse and made into dog food. We’ve achieved this season in spite of the support, not because of it. Imagine thinking we have it bad... you’d think we’d just watched West Bromwich for a year.
 

southlondonyiddo

My eyes have seen some of the glory..
Nov 8, 2004
12,631
15,107
Lloris 7
Eriksen 8.5
Rest of the starters 3

Absolutely abysmal performance but somehow managed to scrape the result. Massive stroke of luck Huddersfield drawing at Chelsea as well. We're guaranteed 4th now but don't deserve it based on today or the last couple of weeks.

Good job our league position is based on 38 weeks and not the last 3 then!!

Thoroughly deserve top 4 over the course of the season

Brilliant effort especially playing at that monstrosity every week
 

Bus-Conductor

SC Supporter
Oct 19, 2004
39,837
50,713
Dis eeece not fuubal

That was fucking diabolical. I just don't know what Pochettino thinks sometimes. I love what he's brought to this club, but sometimes he does the most counter intuitive, and downright stupid, things. We looked so much more cohesive against West Brom, but even if he didn't want to go with the 3CB system again, putting Sissoko into a CM2 behind fucking bumblers like Son, Alli and Kane who aren't pressing or working without the ball properly, in a game of this importance was just fucking idiotic.

If Poch wanted to be brave, but still smart, why not put Eriksen and Alli either side of Wanyama and go 433.

Just like in the Watford game we had no control, there was no cohesion, and worse than how incoherent and fucking slipshod we were with the ball, was how fucking schoolboy we were without it. Alli, Son, Kane, Sissoko were just bumbling around like giant Galapogian ****s in a windsock. That shambolic quartet were dispossessed or bumbled the ball away 24 fucking times (and that's just the official count).

We've got 18yo kids in our academy who show less terror in their eyes at the thought of receiving the ball than Sissoko, you can see the judder of panic in his whole body, as if he's being thrown a live grenade, each time a team mate ignores his pointing plea to go elsewhere and insists on giving it to him. He should never be near a midfield at this level.

As with the Watford game, we only won this largely because they wasted a fistful of decent chances or situations, which was about four fingers more decent chances or situations than we had. And that wasn't because they just parked an obdurate bus, they didn't really, we were just so fucking bad.

Where Sissoko was the midfield architect of shitness, Kane was definitely tip of the shaft of shitness. The bloke touched the ball 34 times, was disspossessed or lost the ball 11, and completed 50% of 17 attempted passes. Yes, he scored the goal, took it well, but his completely inept performances are contributing massively to how we are playing as team right now. He's supposed to be the fulcrum, the leader of the press, and he's providing absolutely nothing in this respect and you could argue his goal is being offset by the detrimental effect his poor performances are having on the team as a group.

I just do not get choosing Son right now over Lamela, certainly, or even giving Moura a run out. Neither could be anywhere close to the bumbling ineptitude Son is bringing to the party right now. With Lamela you know you'll get some work rate without the ball, someone that can at least control the fucking thing and make a simple pass and occasionally even a difficult one.


To add to the frustration of watching us bumble around chucking buckets of paper pretend water at the crowd whilst squirting water from button hole flowers, we had one of the season's ****iest refereeing performances and to complete the trifecta of ****yness, we had the king of pundit ****ery, Tony wanker Gale commentating.

The really scary thought is that Poch seems hell bent on adding more brainless legs to this group, instead of targeting some composed brains, which is what we desperately need.

We're in the CL. Yay.


Individual


Eriksen - If he wasn't there I don't think it would be bearable.
 
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Phomesy

Well-Known Member
Aug 20, 2013
9,188
14,102
Somebody in the crowd near me tonight was loudly and confidently opining that Christian Eriksen doesn’t work hard.

Dear me..
 

'O Zio

Well-Known Member
Dec 27, 2014
7,405
13,785
Good job our league position is based on 38 weeks and not the last 3 then!!

Thoroughly deserve top 4 over the course of the season

Brilliant effort especially playing at that monstrosity every week

It is a good thing. But that wasn't really my point, I probably phrased it badly. I think over the course of the season we probably do deserve 4th, but what I mean is that given how poor we've been in the run-in, we're very fortunate to have just about scraped enough points to see off Chelsea despite the other side being the better team in a number of our final games, and we're very fortunate that other results have gone our way. Given how poor our performances have been since the Chelsea game I don't think anyone could have many complaints if we had blown it and finished 5th.
 

fortworthspur

Well-Known Member
Nov 12, 2007
11,248
17,550
It is a good thing. But that wasn't really my point, I probably phrased it badly. I think over the course of the season we probably do deserve 4th, but what I mean is that given how poor we've been in the run-in, we're very fortunate to have just about scraped enough points to see off Chelsea despite the other side being the better team in a number of our final games, and we're very fortunate that other results have gone our way. Given how poor our performances have been since the Chelsea game I don't think anyone could have many complaints if we had blown it and finished 5th.
the 10 point lead we built after 30 games by beating them away had a lot to do with it. I wouldnt call that luck. We will likely finish at least 4 points above them.
 

yankspurs

Enic Out
Aug 22, 2013
41,938
71,353
Dis eeece not fuubal

That was fucking diabolical. I just don't know what Pochettino thinks sometimes. I love what he's brought to this club, but sometimes he does the most counter intuitive, and downright stupid, things. We looked so much more cohesive against West Brom, but even if he didn't want to go with the 3CB system again, putting Sissoko into a CM2 behind fucking bumblers like Son, Alli and Kane who aren't pressing or working without the ball properly, in a game of this importance was just fucking idiotic.

If Poch wanted to be brave, but still smart, why not put Eriksen and Alli either side of Wanyama and go 433.

Just like in the Watford game we had no control, there was no cohesion, and worse than how incoherent and fucking slipshod we were with the ball, was how fucking schoolboy we were without it. Alli, Son, Kane, Sissoko were just bumbling around like giant Galapogian ****s in a windsock. That shambolic quartet were dispossessed or bumbled the ball away 24 fucking times (and that's just the official count).

We've got 18yo kids in our academy who show less terror in their eyes at the thought of receiving the ball than Sissoko, you can see the judder of panic in his whole body, as if he's being thrown a live grenade, each time a team mate ignores his pointing plea to go elsewhere and insists on giving it to him. He should never be near a midfield at this level.

As with the Watford game, we only won this largely because they wasted a fistful of decent chances or situations, which was about four fingers more decent chances or situations than we had. And that wasn't because they just parked an obdurate bus, they didn't really, we were just so fucking bad.

Where Sissoko was the midfield architect of shitness, Kane was definitely tip of the shaft of shitness. The bloke touched the ball 34 times, was disspossessed or lost the ball 11, and completed 50% of 17 attempted passes. Yes, he scored the goal, took it well, but his completely inept performances is contributing massively to how we are playing as team right now. He's supposed to be the fulcrum, the leader of the press, and he's providing absolutely nothing in this respect and you could argue his goal is being offset by the detrimental effect his poor performances are having on the team as a group.

I just do not get choosing Son right now over Lamela, certainly, or even giving Moura a run out. Neither could be anywhere close to the bumbling ineptitude Son is bringing to the party right now. With Lamela you know you'll get some work rate without the ball, someone that can at least control the fucking thing and make a simple pass and occasionally even a difficult one.


To add to the frustration of watching us bumble around chucking buckets of paper pretend water at the crowd whilst squirting water from button hole flowers, we had one of the season's ****iest refereeing performances and to complete the trifecta of ****yness, we had the king of pundit ****ery, Tony wanker Gale commentating.

The really scary thought is that Poch seems hell bent on adding more brainless legs to this group, instead of targeting some composed brains, which is what we desperately need.

We're in the CL. Yay.


Individual


Eriksen - If he wasn't there I don't think it would be bearable.
:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

I love you, BC. Never change, mate
 

buttons

Well-Known Member
Feb 24, 2005
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3,861
Terrible performance generally but it doesn’t really matter, we got the job done!

8 - Hugo, Eriksen (MoM), Lanels
7 - Trippier, Jan, Sanchez
6 - Sissoko, Davies
5 - Victor, Dele
4 - Son, Kane

But who cares really. Get the deck chairs out lads.
 

JimmyG2

SC Supporter
Dec 7, 2006
15,014
20,779
Dis eeece not fuubal

That was fucking diabolical. I just don't know what Pochettino thinks sometimes. I love what he's brought to this club, but sometimes he does the most counter intuitive, and downright stupid, things. We looked so much more cohesive against West Brom, but even if he didn't want to go with the 3CB system again, putting Sissoko into a CM2 behind fucking bumblers like Son, Alli and Kane who aren't pressing or working without the ball properly, in a game of this importance was just fucking idiotic.

If Poch wanted to be brave, but still smart, why not put Eriksen and Alli either side of Wanyama and go 433.

Just like in the Watford game we had no control, there was no cohesion, and worse than how incoherent and fucking slipshod we were with the ball, was how fucking schoolboy we were without it. Alli, Son, Kane, Sissoko were just bumbling around like giant Galapogian ****s in a windsock. That shambolic quartet were dispossessed or bumbled the ball away 24 fucking times (and that's just the official count).

We've got 18yo kids in our academy who show less terror in their eyes at the thought of receiving the ball than Sissoko, you can see the judder of panic in his whole body, as if he's being thrown a live grenade, each time a team mate ignores his pointing plea to go elsewhere and insists on giving it to him. He should never be near a midfield at this level.

As with the Watford game, we only won this largely because they wasted a fistful of decent chances or situations, which was about four fingers more decent chances or situations than we had. And that wasn't because they just parked an obdurate bus, they didn't really, we were just so fucking bad.

Where Sissoko was the midfield architect of shitness, Kane was definitely tip of the shaft of shitness. The bloke touched the ball 34 times, was disspossessed or lost the ball 11, and completed 50% of 17 attempted passes. Yes, he scored the goal, took it well, but his completely inept performances are contributing massively to how we are playing as team right now. He's supposed to be the fulcrum, the leader of the press, and he's providing absolutely nothing in this respect and you could argue his goal is being offset by the detrimental effect his poor performances are having on the team as a group.

I just do not get choosing Son right now over Lamela, certainly, or even giving Moura a run out. Neither could be anywhere close to the bumbling ineptitude Son is bringing to the party right now. With Lamela you know you'll get some work rate without the ball, someone that can at least control the fucking thing and make a simple pass and occasionally even a difficult one.


To add to the frustration of watching us bumble around chucking buckets of paper pretend water at the crowd whilst squirting water from button hole flowers, we had one of the season's ****iest refereeing performances and to complete the trifecta of ****yness, we had the king of pundit ****ery, Tony wanker Gale commentating.

The really scary thought is that Poch seems hell bent on adding more brainless legs to this group, instead of targeting some composed brains, which is what we desperately need.

We're in the CL. Yay.


Individual


Eriksen - If he wasn't there I don't think it would be bearable.

BC.
Gave you a winner vote
but will mark you down in future for overuse of the word 'bumbling'
Here's a few suggestions:
blunder, lurch, stumble, wobble, lumber, shamble, shuffle,
stagger, totter, teeter, reel, weave, pitch, muddle, flounder, falter;

I will feature this post in my next SC Style guide part 3.

Keep up the good work. Ratings wouldn't be the same without you
 

JonnySpurs

SC Veteran
Jun 4, 2004
5,346
12,398
I’m still the length of a football match away from my front door so, regardless of performance, I’m just glad we won. I lost my voice tonight, and given the shocking turnout from our ‘supporters’ for a must win match I’m pretty sure those on the pitch could hear my every rant and rave.

It’s been a stressful season, we’ve not performed as well as last season and the quality of football has dipped, but if at the start of this season you’d have offered me champions league qualification with our second highest premier league points total, an FA cup semi final and a decent showing in the champions league I’d have taken it. Ultimately, I’m satisfied with the season, I’d say this is par for expectations, above where we have any right to be given our inferior resources compared to five other clubs, but below where I’m dreaming of obviously. Factor in the adaptation to Wembley and the season has been a success. Make no mistake about it, this is the most competitive league in the world, there are six sides who would have a great chance of winning every other league bar Spain, and we are well and truly a top club now.

I grew up through Gerry Francis, Christian Gross, George Graham and Glenn Hoddle. Until 2006 I’d not seen us finish even in the top six (my memory goes back to roughly klinsmanns first spell). Now I’ve not seen us finish below 6th in nine seasons, five of those in the top four, three times consecutively with this manager and by Sunday potentially a third consecutive top three finish too. Even limping over the line, I’m delighted.

Lloris was my man of the match because without him we are behind at half time. Mainly routine save, one great save from the header. One slip which he still recovered from to catch the ball and decent distribution, he came through when it mattered after a rough season.

Trippier redeemed himself somewhat by risking life and limb to save us in the box but his poorly timed forward runs, poor touches and lack of cohesion with those around him seemed like it could be our undoing. All Newcastle’s must threatening moments emanated from his side.

Sanchez was skinned alive by Murphy once and was lucky it didn’t cost us, but otherwise he was composed, good in the air and strong in the tackle.

Vertonghen actually wasn’t at his best in my opinion, one very clumsy header early on nearly gifted Newcastle a goal and he lost the ball dangerously more than once.

Davies was uninspiring in attack, poor delivery, but did link relatively well with the forwards. Fine in defence.

Wanyama, one horrible pass aside, played pretty well, some good passes and held the ball nicely. Strong in the tackle, I hope he was just shattered.

Sissoko was okay, limited yes but he was actually more purposeful than most and tried to drive us forward, while defensively he put the yards in and then some.

Eriksen’s radar was a touch off but his effort was immense and but for him playing three positions at once we’d have lost control of this game. Our best outlet and took responsibility all over the pitch.

Son was dreadful, awful touch, poor decisions, weak on the ball. Thankfully he had his head up to give the ball back to Kane for the goal.

Dele wasn’t too much better, he was indecisive too often when he had the chance to make something happen and he fluffed a gift of a chance. He did work his arse off though, helped the defence and was one of the few breaking forward with the ball when our backs were up against the wall at the end.

Kane didn’t lack for effort, he harried and proved all game, he played a few good passes and he took one clever free kick. His touch was dreadful though and he really looked short of some pace and finesse. Scored a great finish when it mattered though and that’s why we’ve qualified for the champions league. 4 goals in his last 6 league games... not bad for someone on poor form.

Lamela did well, unlucky not to assist Rose with a great pass, used his skill to keep the ball high up the pitch and got his mandatory booking.

Alderweireld got the biggest cheer of the night. We’ll miss him.

Rose should have scored but sadly his right foot is for standing on.

The crowd were the worst performers. Booing the players off at half time? 30,000 odd empty seats? Getting on the players backs constantly? Dickheads. They should be sent to the slaughterhouse and made into dog food. We’ve achieved this season in spite of the support, not because of it. Imagine thinking we have it bad... you’d think we’d just watched West Bromwich for a year.

Good write up dude, your 2nd and 3rd paragraphs are exactly how I feel about us right now. Spot on.

As far as your last paragraph goes, I'm not surprised. Let's face it, fans are people and people are, for the most part, fucking idiots.
 

TheHoddleWaddle

Well-Known Member
Dec 13, 2013
11,332
20,365
Dis eeece not fuubal

That was fucking diabolical. I just don't know what Pochettino thinks sometimes. I love what he's brought to this club, but sometimes he does the most counter intuitive, and downright stupid, things. We looked so much more cohesive against West Brom, but even if he didn't want to go with the 3CB system again, putting Sissoko into a CM2 behind fucking bumblers like Son, Alli and Kane who aren't pressing or working without the ball properly, in a game of this importance was just fucking idiotic.

If Poch wanted to be brave, but still smart, why not put Eriksen and Alli either side of Wanyama and go 433.

Just like in the Watford game we had no control, there was no cohesion, and worse than how incoherent and fucking slipshod we were with the ball, was how fucking schoolboy we were without it. Alli, Son, Kane, Sissoko were just bumbling around like giant Galapogian ****s in a windsock. That shambolic quartet were dispossessed or bumbled the ball away 24 fucking times (and that's just the official count).

We've got 18yo kids in our academy who show less terror in their eyes at the thought of receiving the ball than Sissoko, you can see the judder of panic in his whole body, as if he's being thrown a live grenade, each time a team mate ignores his pointing plea to go elsewhere and insists on giving it to him. He should never be near a midfield at this level.

As with the Watford game, we only won this largely because they wasted a fistful of decent chances or situations, which was about four fingers more decent chances or situations than we had. And that wasn't because they just parked an obdurate bus, they didn't really, we were just so fucking bad.

Where Sissoko was the midfield architect of shitness, Kane was definitely tip of the shaft of shitness. The bloke touched the ball 34 times, was disspossessed or lost the ball 11, and completed 50% of 17 attempted passes. Yes, he scored the goal, took it well, but his completely inept performances are contributing massively to how we are playing as team right now. He's supposed to be the fulcrum, the leader of the press, and he's providing absolutely nothing in this respect and you could argue his goal is being offset by the detrimental effect his poor performances are having on the team as a group.

I just do not get choosing Son right now over Lamela, certainly, or even giving Moura a run out. Neither could be anywhere close to the bumbling ineptitude Son is bringing to the party right now. With Lamela you know you'll get some work rate without the ball, someone that can at least control the fucking thing and make a simple pass and occasionally even a difficult one.


To add to the frustration of watching us bumble around chucking buckets of paper pretend water at the crowd whilst squirting water from button hole flowers, we had one of the season's ****iest refereeing performances and to complete the trifecta of ****yness, we had the king of pundit ****ery, Tony wanker Gale commentating.

The really scary thought is that Poch seems hell bent on adding more brainless legs to this group, instead of targeting some composed brains, which is what we desperately need.

We're in the CL. Yay.


Individual


Eriksen - If he wasn't there I don't think it would be bearable.

It's the main contradiction we see with pochettino. He is vocal about meritocracy, but persists with underperformers sometimes. He must have his reasons as He is thoughtful. I can only assume it is to 'show faith' or to encourage new players like Moura to work hard to get a game? Strange one.
 

Shadydan

Well-Known Member
Jul 7, 2012
38,247
104,143
It is a good thing. But that wasn't really my point, I probably phrased it badly. I think over the course of the season we probably do deserve 4th, but what I mean is that given how poor we've been in the run-in, we're very fortunate to have just about scraped enough points to see off Chelsea despite the other side being the better team in a number of our final games, and we're very fortunate that other results have gone our way. Given how poor our performances have been since the Chelsea game I don't think anyone could have many complaints if we had blown it and finished 5th.

Nothing to do with fortune really, Chelsea were shit for 3 months and only really 'turned up' after we beat them even you can make the same argument for then when they played Swansea and Southanpton as well so swings and roundabouts, we deserve to be where we finish up, we can't always play champagne football.
 

brendanb50

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Jul 21, 2005
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Nothing to do with fortune really, Chelsea were shit for 3 months and only really 'turned up' after we beat them even you can make the same argument for then when they played Swansea and Southanpton as well so swings and roundabouts, we deserve to be where we finish up, we can't always play champagne football.

Absolutely and in particular the last point.

As much as i've come to enjoy having a the best team in my (adult) lifetime and watching us play the most consistently great football for probably a little longer than that - i do not expect it. There's a degree of expectation and dare i say entitlement which comes with consistency which is poison for fans - yes we can pick the bones out of performances on the way home and there will always be complaining when we put in a poor 90mins like last night but at the game, over the course of 90mins, our supporters need to do a bit more supporting, rather than expecting champagne football in every moment of our play.

It was probably nerves as much as anything last night and it showed in the team and the performance. Rather than cheer them on, i think our fans exasperated it which didn't help.

But anyway, back at WHL next season with Champions League football - perfect.
 

brendanb50

Well-Known Member
Jul 21, 2005
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Terrible performance generally but it doesn’t really matter, we got the job done!

8 - Hugo, Eriksen (MoM), Lanels
7 - Trippier, Jan, Sanchez
6 - Sissoko, Davies
5 - Victor, Dele
4 - Son, Kane

But who cares really. Get the deck chairs out lads.

This is about right for me.

I can't wait to have a fit DM back in the team though - as good as i think Jan/Sanchez have been throughout the season we've been badly exposed at the back against poor (but desperate) teams in the last few games. Sissoko doesn't fit there (nor is he a DM anyway (where does he fit??)) and Wanyama is very off the pace IMO and his distribution isn't up to scratch at the moment. Dier's distribution was similarly poor recently.

Put a Modric in alongside that DM role though and get Eriksen further up and that would help massively.
 

Gilzeanking

Well-Known Member
May 7, 2005
6,107
5,037
BC.
Gave you a winner vote
but will mark you down in future for overuse of the word 'bumbling'
Here's a few suggestions:
blunder, lurch, stumble, wobble, lumber, shamble, shuffle,
stagger, totter, teeter, reel, weave, pitch, muddle, flounder, falter;

I will feature this post in my next SC Style guide part 3.

Keep up the good work. Ratings wouldn't be the same without you

Yes , he's also introduced me to a new word . The changing of the noun 'Shell' into a verb . To shell means behaving like a shell
Common (BC) usage, 'They were shelling' meaning within football context , behaving defensively . A connection with the English idiom 'Going into ones shell' I believe .
 

onthetwo

Well-Known Member
May 19, 2006
4,583
3,407
Dis eeece not fuubal

That was fucking diabolical. I just don't know what Pochettino thinks sometimes. I love what he's brought to this club, but sometimes he does the most counter intuitive, and downright stupid, things. We looked so much more cohesive against West Brom, but even if he didn't want to go with the 3CB system again, putting Sissoko into a CM2 behind fucking bumblers like Son, Alli and Kane who aren't pressing or working without the ball properly, in a game of this importance was just fucking idiotic.

If Poch wanted to be brave, but still smart, why not put Eriksen and Alli either side of Wanyama and go 433.

Just like in the Watford game we had no control, there was no cohesion, and worse than how incoherent and fucking slipshod we were with the ball, was how fucking schoolboy we were without it. Alli, Son, Kane, Sissoko were just bumbling around like giant Galapogian ****s in a windsock. That shambolic quartet were dispossessed or bumbled the ball away 24 fucking times (and that's just the official count).

We've got 18yo kids in our academy who show less terror in their eyes at the thought of receiving the ball than Sissoko, you can see the judder of panic in his whole body, as if he's being thrown a live grenade, each time a team mate ignores his pointing plea to go elsewhere and insists on giving it to him. He should never be near a midfield at this level.

As with the Watford game, we only won this largely because they wasted a fistful of decent chances or situations, which was about four fingers more decent chances or situations than we had. And that wasn't because they just parked an obdurate bus, they didn't really, we were just so fucking bad.

Where Sissoko was the midfield architect of shitness, Kane was definitely tip of the shaft of shitness. The bloke touched the ball 34 times, was disspossessed or lost the ball 11, and completed 50% of 17 attempted passes. Yes, he scored the goal, took it well, but his completely inept performances are contributing massively to how we are playing as team right now. He's supposed to be the fulcrum, the leader of the press, and he's providing absolutely nothing in this respect and you could argue his goal is being offset by the detrimental effect his poor performances are having on the team as a group.

I just do not get choosing Son right now over Lamela, certainly, or even giving Moura a run out. Neither could be anywhere close to the bumbling ineptitude Son is bringing to the party right now. With Lamela you know you'll get some work rate without the ball, someone that can at least control the fucking thing and make a simple pass and occasionally even a difficult one.


To add to the frustration of watching us bumble around chucking buckets of paper pretend water at the crowd whilst squirting water from button hole flowers, we had one of the season's ****iest refereeing performances and to complete the trifecta of ****yness, we had the king of pundit ****ery, Tony wanker Gale commentating.

The really scary thought is that Poch seems hell bent on adding more brainless legs to this group, instead of targeting some composed brains, which is what we desperately need.

We're in the CL. Yay.


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Eriksen - If he wasn't there I don't think it would be bearable.

The last point is the scary one for me i.e whilst being more than satisfied with our progress this season, without someone like Eriksen in the middle i think our team would be indistinguishable form the fare on offer from the AVB and AWB (average white bloke...aplos for the lack of PC there!)
 

Phomesy

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I think we have become to used to our success. We will likely finish 3, 2, 3 in consecutive seasons - the final one away from home. Finishing behind 2 teams that spent over £400, 000, 000 on their squads.

The first half was as low on confidence as I've ever seen this current team play. But that makes the 2nd half quite encouraging. There was a determination to work through the poor form and find a way. Which we did. Kane was especially good at this because he's so clearly labouring with form and fitness but really worked hard and found a way. And took his chance beautifully.

We got the job done. Chelsea bottled it. I'll take it.
 
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