Roy Keane - How well do you know Roy's Rants?

[Col_M]

A bit of fun: Answers here. https://www.theguardian.com/footbal...o-was-roy-keane-ranting-about-in-these-quotes

"I am sick to death of this goalkeeper!"

1. Darren Randolph
2. David de Gea
3. Jordan Pickford
4. Roy Carroll

"He’s had loads of plaudits over the last few months - I know he’s still a young man - but his body language today was shocking, really shocking. Shrugging his shoulders when things weren’t going his way, you roll your sleeves up."

1. Paul Pogba
2. Mason Greenwood
3. Anthony Martial
4. Marcus Rashford

"Who is he, Mother Theresa?"

1. Niall Quinn
2. Alan Shearer
3. Gary Neville
4. Alex Ferguson

"Stuff like that kinda almost insults me. What am I supposed to do? Give up? Not cover every blade of grass? Not do my best for my teammates? Not do my best for my club? To be honest, I get actually offended when people throw quotes like that at me as if I'm supposed to be honoured by it."

1. Mick McCarthy
2. Alex Ferguson
3. Clive Tyldesley
4. Ron Atkinson

"I felt I was entitled to say that. He was just a mascot for them. Walking around .... – ‘Look at me, how big I am’ – and he didn’t even own the bloody thing."

1. Mick McCarthy
2. David Gill
3. Alex Ferguson
4. David Beckham

"He said, ‘I’ve had enough of you. It’s time we sorted this out.’ So I said, ‘Okay.’ And we had a fight. It felt like 10 minutes. There was a lot of noise – ****’s a big lad. I woke up the next morning. I kind of vaguely remembered the fight ... My hand was really sore and one of my fingers was bent backward ... Throughout the flight, **** wore his sunglasses. He never took them off, and it wasn’t very sunny ... Butty had refereed the fight. He even got a new nickname for it – Mills Lane, after the famous boxing referee. Anyway, **** had grabbed me, I’d head-butted him – we’d been fighting for ages."

1. Steve Bruce
2. Ruud van Nistelrooy
3. Niall Quinn
4. Peter Schmeichel

"One of the best pros you could ever come across, so being late for the bus tarnished him; you’d have thought he’d been caught with drugs or something. He was having a go at me."

1. Gary Neville
2. David Beckham
3. Denis Irwin
4. Andy Cole

"Reinventing the game, apparently. Sugar lumps at half-time."

1. Jürgen Klopp
2. Arsène Wenger
3. Pep Guardiola
4. Julian Nagelsmann

"He was an absolute prick to play against. Niggling, sneaky."

1. Paul Ince
2. Alf-Inge Haaland
3. Vinnie Jones
4. Dennis Wise

"People are telling me he’s playing well, I don’t think so. This guy is 30 years of age, an international player, he’s a car crash. He keeps on making these type of mistakes. He was rightfully punished for it.”

1. Jordan Henderson
2. Kyle Walker
3. Joe Hart
4. Phil Neville

 

[spurs mental]

I managed 6.

But I enjoyed reading them a lot more than I was bothered about the answers.

Sugar lumps at half time

 

[WalkerboyUK]

That last one was made at the weekend I believe...

 

[mumfordspur]

Lost it for me the time Fraud did him in the home game.
Circled round him like a shark attack.
Brilliant

 

[taidgh]

8. Helps if you've read his book.

 

[Col_M]

Lost it for me the time Fraud did him in the home game.
Circled round him like a shark attack.
Brilliant

Do you mean Freund? That was seriously funny to watch. Like a scene from benny Hill

 

[fishhhandaricecake]

A bit of fun: Answers here. https://www.theguardian.com/footbal...o-was-roy-keane-ranting-about-in-these-quotes

"I am sick to death of this goalkeeper!"

1. Darren Randolph
2. David de Gea
3. Jordan Pickford
4. Roy Carroll

"He’s had loads of plaudits over the last few months - I know he’s still a young man - but his body language today was shocking, really shocking. Shrugging his shoulders when things weren’t going his way, you roll your sleeves up."

1. Paul Pogba
2. Mason Greenwood
3. Anthony Martial
4. Marcus Rashford

"Who is he, Mother Theresa?"

1. Niall Quinn
2. Alan Shearer
3. Gary Neville
4. Alex Ferguson

"Stuff like that kinda almost insults me. What am I supposed to do? Give up? Not cover every blade of grass? Not do my best for my teammates? Not do my best for my club? To be honest, I get actually offended when people throw quotes like that at me as if I'm supposed to be honoured by it."

1. Mick McCarthy
2. Alex Ferguson
3. Clive Tyldesley
4. Ron Atkinson

"I felt I was entitled to say that. He was just a mascot for them. Walking around .... – ‘Look at me, how big I am’ – and he didn’t even own the bloody thing."

1. Mick McCarthy
2. David Gill
3. Alex Ferguson
4. David Beckham

"He said, ‘I’ve had enough of you. It’s time we sorted this out.’ So I said, ‘Okay.’ And we had a fight. It felt like 10 minutes. There was a lot of noise – ****’s a big lad. I woke up the next morning. I kind of vaguely remembered the fight ... My hand was really sore and one of my fingers was bent backward ... Throughout the flight, **** wore his sunglasses. He never took them off, and it wasn’t very sunny ... Butty had refereed the fight. He even got a new nickname for it – Mills Lane, after the famous boxing referee. Anyway, **** had grabbed me, I’d head-butted him – we’d been fighting for ages."

1. Steve Bruce
2. Ruud van Nistelrooy
3. Niall Quinn
4. Peter Schmeichel

"One of the best pros you could ever come across, so being late for the bus tarnished him; you’d have thought he’d been caught with drugs or something. He was having a go at me."

1. Gary Neville
2. David Beckham
3. Denis Irwin
4. Andy Cole

"Reinventing the game, apparently. Sugar lumps at half-time."

1. Jürgen Klopp
2. Arsène Wenger
3. Pep Guardiola
4. Julian Nagelsmann

"He was an absolute prick to play against. Niggling, sneaky."

1. Paul Ince
2. Alf-Inge Haaland
3. Vinnie Jones
4. Dennis Wise

"People are telling me he’s playing well, I don’t think so. This guy is 30 years of age, an international player, he’s a car crash. He keeps on making these type of mistakes. He was rightfully punished for it.”

1. Jordan Henderson
2. Kyle Walker
3. Joe Hart
4. Phil Neville

Made my guesses in green.
Only two i'm confident on are the fight with Schmichel and the quote about effort and being offended being a response to fergson complimenting him.