Royal Ascot Tipsters Competition.

[kr1978]

Well done @Masamah and thanks as always to houds and cosmic for organising it.

See you next time folks

 

[montylynch]

Nice one Mas, you had some good winners there.....best ive done for a while. Had a cheeky £5 on interception in the last. Got it at 22's too. Which was nice, even with the rule 4.

 

[mark87]

Congratulations masamah and thanks to houds and cosmic. Well played everyone.

 

[CosmicHotspur]

Well done Masamah x

 

[TheChosenOne]

Congrats Masumah.

I am the stolen child.


Shudda been me.

 

[tototoner]

Congrats Masamah

 

[midoshairband]

congrats Masamah. look forward to the next comp - Goodwood?

 

[Houdini]

Well done Masamah, i don't know anyone as lucky as you...apart from my wife that is, anyway congrats and well done blah de blah.
Who got 2nd?
Oh yeah, not Masamah...well hard luck to the 2nd person and even harder luck to the 4th 'cos you lost out by 0,5 points if i recall correctly.

The winning v£ is on the way.. (this of course is dependent on the terms and conditions that you all read and signed prior to entering the competition, and also on the actual mental state and stability of A&C at the time my request lands on his shit covered desk.
Thanks Cosmic, as usual a fine job, despite your lazy mouse throwing a sickie.

And Kev...my mate Kev..who for a fleeting moment had the best view...from the very top of the mountain...only to party so hard that he slipped and fell.... never mind mate Goodwoods on the way...

The rest of you...pffft.. get your heads out of your arses and study the form FFS!

 

[Houdini]

I have requested the winners get paid but i know A&C had a Mirena coil fitted this week so he may be a little bit fucked up!
Who wouldn't be eh, walking around with a piece of string hanging out of your arsehole 24/7 and your mood swings as wide as the Grand Canyon...

 

[Houdini]

Glorious Goodwood 28th July - 1st August. 5 Days.

 

[TheChosenOne]

Glorious Goodwood 28th July - 1st August. 5 Days.

That's nine days !

I will be on my holliers, usual place but got wifi lined up via a mobile thingamajig !

Thanks for the kind words and compliments from you Johnny and to Cosmic for her contributions and also to all those who took part.

Sounds a bit like like an Oscars winner's speech ..

 

[L-man]

and even harder luck to the 4th 'cos you lost out by 0,5 points if i recall correctly.

Yeah tell me about it!! Bullshit I tell ya. I'll never enter these competitions again.

Until Goodwood.

Nah, thanks for running it and to Cosmic, of course, for posting all the results. I tend not to bet on horses anymore so like these competitions to still enjoy the racing and give me something to root for, so thanks!

 

[Houdini]

That's nine days !

I will be on my holliers, usual place but got wifi lined up via a mobile thingamajig !

Thanks for the kind words and compliments from you Johnny and to Cosmic for her contributions and also to all those who took part.

Sounds a bit like like an Oscars winner's speech ..

Are you still using Sepp Blatters calculator?

 

[TheChosenOne]

Are you still using Sepp Blatters calculator?

Cribber !

 

[SonicSarr]

Well done Masamah, i don't know anyone as lucky as you...apart from my wife that is, anyway congrats and well done blah de blah.
Who got 2nd?
Oh yeah, not Masamah...well hard luck to the 2nd person and even harder luck to the 4th 'cos you lost out by 0,5 points if i recall correctly.

The winning v£ is on the way.. (this of course is dependent on the terms and conditions that you all read and signed prior to entering the competition, and also on the actual mental state and stability of A&C at the time my request lands on his shit covered desk.
Thanks Cosmic, as usual a fine job, despite your lazy mouse throwing a sickie.

And Kev...my mate Kev..who for a fleeting moment had the best view...from the very top of the mountain...only to party so hard that he slipped and fell.... never mind mate Goodwoods on the way...

The rest of you...pffft.. get your heads out of your arses and study the form FFS!

Thanks all and special thanks to houds & cosmic for doing the doings. Incidentally how did the 0.5 pts come about?

 

[Houdini]

Thanks all and special thanks to houds & cosmic for doing the doings. Incidentally how did the 0.5 pts come about?

I knew some fucker would ask.... I just knew it!
Right, "If Any of your selections are NRs then you will be on the favorite at half the points".
The favorite came ,5th in that particular race = 1 point so therefore that = 0.5 points.

Please tell me you understand that?

 

[Insomnia]

thanks to Cosmic & Houdini, sorry I didnt put up my saturday selections, I moved home & it was a bit lively

 

[CosmicHotspur]

thanks to Cosmic & Houdini, sorry I didnt put up my saturday selections, I moved home & it was a bit lively

Hope you'll be very happy in the new home xx See you at the Goodwood comp...

 

[CosmicHotspur]

I knew some fucker would ask.... I just knew it!
Right, "If Any of your selections are NRs then you will be on the favorite at half the points".
The favorite came ,5th in that particular race = 1 point so therefore that = 0.5 points.

Please tell me you understand that?

You confused me. I thought you only got half the points if the favourite actually won the race. Please unconfuse me.

 

[Houdini]

'Non runners: Unless there is time to change the selection, then you will be on the favorite at 1/2 the points.'