Samir Nasri

[yankspurs]

I would just write discuss but well, screw it. Discuss.

I cant link at the moment but if anyone is confused by this reference, just google it or twitter it.....

I think im team drip doctors now?

Or would that be the equivalent of paying for it? I dont think im that desperate yet. Maybe a few years

We could also use this as a general yhread to hate on him. But this saga is definitely worth starting this thread...

Anywho, hey Samir next time take some advice from Shaggy

 

[Gbspurs]

U wot m8?

 

[yankspurs]

U wot m8?

Nasri got caught fucking his drip doctor. Wife hacked his twitter and put him on blast.

 

[Pellshek]

Who amongst us has not fucked their drip doctor?

 

[Gbspurs]

Nasri got caught fucking his drip doctor. Wife hacked his twitter and put him on blast.

Thanks x

 

[Mr.D]

What's a drip doctor?

 

[Col_M]

Now I've googled what a Drip Doctor is, I must confess that I've been having an affair with 3 of them over the last 2 years. I never realised it was an affair, they just offered to stick it in me and keep it moist and I just went along with it because I didn't know any better

 

[youngyids]

Congrats, yankspurs, you Managed to take a genuinely funny Story (that probably would have fit into the general Chat anyway, but that's another topic), write some absolutely meaningless sentences about it without ever mentioning what it is really about, expect people to look it up themselves (which neglects the need for a thread anyway) and Ruin the whole Story for everyone who knew what was going on and wanted a light hearted discussion about it on here. World class. 10/10 mate.

 

[DJS]

Yankspurs was only drip feeding us information.

 

[teok]

To sum things up:

 

[Danners9]

The nurse is quite hot and the whole thing sounds like a scene Brazzers (whoever they are... ) would produce.

 

[JerryGarcia]

Looks quite funny with him having an avatar picture from when he was a foal.

 

[yankspurs]

The nurse is quite hot and the whole thing sounds like a scene Brazzers (whoever they are... ) would produce.

Is Brazzers still around?

 

[Col_M]

Are we sure the account wasn't hacked by Hugo?

 

[riggi]

Is Brazzers still around?

Ye.

 

[Flynn]

I would.

 

[yankspurs]

The plot thickens: http://www.espnfc.us/spanish-primer...ation-over-iv-treatment-at-los-angeles-clinic

 

[Danners9]

Talk today of a possible 4 year ban! whooooops

Samir Nasri faces prospect of four-year drug ban as WADA demands urgent investigation into LA 'drip' treatment

The World Anti-Doping Agency has demanded that an investigation into Nasri be carried out after it emerged last month the player had visited an intravenous therapy clinic in Los Angeles. If found guilty of wrongdoing, the 29-year-old could be banned for up to four years.

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/...buse-four-year-ban-sevilla-wada-a7511971.html

Intravenous therapy is banned by WADA unless administered in quantities of no more than 50 millilitres per six-hour period, or in cases where the athlete in question has obtained a certificate of special dispensation on medical grounds.

Nasri would have needed a Therapeutic Use Exemption (TUE) to be exempt from the regulation. But the picture from Spain is confused, with Sevilla offering no sense that he either needed or secured a TUE. They have admitted they were unaware the player was having the treatment in LA.

Spain’s anti-doping agency AEPSAD (the agency for the protection of health in Spanish sport) has indicated that the investigation into the Nasri case, opened on December 28, is on-going, though has not disclosed when it will conclude.


still, least the nurse was hot..

 

[yankspurs]

Talk today of a possible 4 year ban! whooooops

Samir Nasri faces prospect of four-year drug ban as WADA demands urgent investigation into LA 'drip' treatment

The World Anti-Doping Agency has demanded that an investigation into Nasri be carried out after it emerged last month the player had visited an intravenous therapy clinic in Los Angeles. If found guilty of wrongdoing, the 29-year-old could be banned for up to four years.

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/...buse-four-year-ban-sevilla-wada-a7511971.html

Intravenous therapy is banned by WADA unless administered in quantities of no more than 50 millilitres per six-hour period, or in cases where the athlete in question has obtained a certificate of special dispensation on medical grounds.

Nasri would have needed a Therapeutic Use Exemption (TUE) to be exempt from the regulation. But the picture from Spain is confused, with Sevilla offering no sense that he either needed or secured a TUE. They have admitted they were unaware the player was having the treatment in LA.

Spain’s anti-doping agency AEPSAD (the agency for the protection of health in Spanish sport) has indicated that the investigation into the Nasri case, opened on December 28, is on-going, though has not disclosed when it will conclude.


still, least the nurse was hot..

So great. Got caught cheating on his wife and publicly doped. Has to go into a hall of shame as one of the all time greatest fuck ups

 

[tiger666]

6 month ban

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/43189672