To be perfectly honest Stoof my friend I think you should still be cursing Carlos Smurfez. However if you have to curse an Arsenal player how about Jack Smurfshire?
Look we are on to a good thing here lads, we have proven time and time again that the smurf curse really does work. So why break that pattern by trying to curse Wenger when we can curse his best players knowing it has a higher probability of working!
Cant we do a mega smurf and smurf their whole team just for the one evening? I know it will drain your smurfing abilities Stoof but it might be worth it?
Firstly, as is the problem with every home game, I'm at the game so will only find out their team news whilst I'm mid-pint. Secondly, it takes an amount of time to make sure I smurf them properly. So I need a name by tonight so I can spend the appropriate amount of Stoof time on the victim.
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