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[SMURF CURSE] Arsenal Players for tomorrow's game

Stoof

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Jun 5, 2004
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So, who am I smurfing ahead of tomorrow's game?
 

mil1lion

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May 7, 2004
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It has to be Wilshere. He's their future Fabregas replacement.

If he plays of course.
 

$hoguN

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Jul 25, 2005
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To be perfectly honest Stoof my friend I think you should still be cursing Carlos Smurfez. However if you have to curse an Arsenal player how about Jack Smurfshire?
 

Marty

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Mar 10, 2005
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I suppose Fransmurf Fabregas won't be playing, so I'd pick Jack Smurfshire as has been suggested above.

And then please revert back to Carlos Smurfez by the weekend's fixtures!
 

AngerManagement

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May 15, 2004
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Seems to me the obvious Gooner to curse is Wenger, if things don't go well for him they don't go well for Arsenal full stop.

I say smurf curse Wenger until we make him resign or be sacked
 

Marty

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Mar 10, 2005
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I have a feeling that managers are immune to the curse, but I would support giving it a try in this case!

Arsene Smurfer
 

$hoguN

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Jul 25, 2005
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Look we are on to a good thing here lads, we have proven time and time again that the smurf curse really does work. So why break that pattern by trying to curse Wenger when we can curse his best players knowing it has a higher probability of working!
 

Danny1

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Dec 6, 2006
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Cant we do a mega smurf and smurf their whole team just for the one evening? I know it will drain your smurfing abilities Stoof but it might be worth it?
 

Stoof

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Jun 5, 2004
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Firstly, as is the problem with every home game, I'm at the game so will only find out their team news whilst I'm mid-pint. Secondly, it takes an amount of time to make sure I smurf them properly. So I need a name by tonight so I can spend the appropriate amount of Stoof time on the victim.
 

Bill_Oddie

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Feb 1, 2005
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Vela's a good call. Our bare-boned defence could do with a hand and I'm sure he'll play.
 
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