[SMURF CURSE] Arsenal Players for tomorrow's game

[AngerManagement]

Well I may not have the magic ability to smurf curse and apparently managers are immune to the curse....

But it seems to me a leader of a smurf cursed team could be equally cursed by the leader smurf curse i.e. Papa Wenger Smurf

Surely it can't hurt anyway

 

[sunnydelight786]

How about just putting a smurf hat on Wenger....?

 

[chrissivad]

Alas, I got home from work at 11pm last night and basically passed out.

There will be no special smurf for this evening. I apologise. :-(

only just seen this!

and as your out tonight at some event thing thats going on in London :shrug:
this is hurried

 

[BringBack_leGin]

I think we can all agree that tonight's result was wholly down to Stoofs failure to deliver on his promise to smurf a gooner!

 

[AW?]

Yup.

Hold your head in shame we would have stuffed them otherwise three defensive mids or not :wink:

 

[Bill_Oddie]

Embarrassing.

Who votes that Stoof is the next victim of his own curse?

 

[CaptainCat]

Thanks Stoof! :roll:

 

[3Dnata]

Bayern in for Stoof.

 

[StartingPrice]

I think we can all agree that tonight's result was wholly down to Stoofs failure to deliver on his promise to smurf a gooner!

SP dons his pointy Transylvanian peasant hat, arms himsef with pitchfork and flaming torch, and whips mumbling rabble into a frenzy of rage Now, let's march to Castle Stoofula and destroy this demon once and for all:evil:

 

[BringBack_leGin]

Seek help SP

 

[defoe18]

Embarrassing.

Who votes that Stoof is the next victim of his own curse?

This

 

[antiloqus]

yeah nice one stoof...

 

[$hoguN]

Bayern in for Stoof.

Thats been killed mate.... Let it go....

 

[StartingPrice]

Seek help SP

I have help, several villages of my fellow Transylvanian peasants, hats akimbo, shall accompany me on ANY 'punishing the undead' missions:razz:

 

[Spurger King]

I have help, several villages of my fellow Transylvanian peasants, hats akimbo, shall accompany me on ANY 'punishing the undead' missions:razz:

I was once employed as a Transylvanian vampire. It's the job I've had where they didn't sack me because I sucked.

Oh and I agree that Stoof should take full responsibility for what happened last night.

 

[StartingPrice]

I was once employed as a Transylvanian vampire. It's the job I've had where they didn't sack me because I sucked.

Oh and I agree that Stoof should take full responsibility for what happened last night.

At home now?

Right, me and the (pointy hat wearing) lads is on our way round - prepare for retribution, demon:evil:

 

[Spurger King]

Watch it SP. I've got a bat.

To be honest I was planning on quiting. I find the work draining.

 

[Stoof]

:sadface:

 

[StartingPrice]

Watch it SP. I've got a bat.

To be honest I was planning on quiting. I find the work draining.

So, you are a Batman (or bat-man):shrug:

Yeah, I know. In a previous position I was one of my duties was to play 'scourge to humanity' - it ain't all what it's cracked up to be, is it

:sadface:

^
There he is - get him:evil:

 

[Bill_Oddie]

Still looks like Scott Sutter to me.

Stoof, do the decent thing. Change the avatar. And when - under the spell of your own curse - you find yourself at the West Ham game, and a group of their neanderthal thug fans pin you to the nearest wheelie bin, rape you in the nostrils, remove your underwear and smear their faeces across your ballbag, you can think "Hmm, really should have just done that photoshopping of an Arsenal player as a smurf for those dickwads off the internet, eh?"

It's the least you deserve, you vile, vile man.