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Some true facts about Berbatov.

Rupstoh

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Nicked from COYS. Surely deserves some additional true facts from SC members. :grin:

Berbatov is so good he can win connect 4 in only 3 moves.

Berbatov is the reason why Wally is hiding.

Berbatov counted to infinity - twice.

Berbatov doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is

Berbatov can slam a revolving door.

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Dimitar Berbatov

If you spell Dimitar Berbatov in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

Berbatov doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

Once, Berbatov ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

It takes Berbatov 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

Berbatov played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun.... and won.
 

SpurSince57

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At least three of those are swiped from Clarkson introducing The Stig.

Still good, through.
 

tommo84

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I love that Chuck Norris list tho, so here's some more adapted for the Demon Berba:

When Dimitar Berbatov does press-ups, he's not pushing himself up - he's pushing the Earth down

If Superman and The Flash had a race around the universe do you know who'd win?.....

..Dimitar Berbatov!

And in honour of Chuck Norris:

One time Chuck Norris went into a McDonald's and ordered an Egg McMuffin. When they refused cos it was past 10:30, Chuck roundhouse kicked the McDonald's so hard it turned into a Wendy's.
 

tommo84

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When the Boogeyman goes to bed at night, he checks under his bed for Dimitar Berbatov.

There is no such thing as Global Warming. Dimitar Berbatov was cold so he turned the sun up.

Dimitar Berbatov's hand is the only hand that beats a Royal Flush.

Dimitar Berbatov doesn't sleep, he waits.

(Last One I Promise)

Dimitar Berbatov gave the Mona Lisa that smile.
 

tommo84

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Oh ok then as you said please.

Dimitar Berbatov can believe its not butter.

Dimitar Berbatov has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 2001 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

Dimitar Berbatov doesnt believe in Germany.

Dimitar Berbatov doesn't bowl strikes - He just knocks down 1 pin and the other 9 faint.

If you still want more go to www.chucknorrisfacts.com

Enjoy.
 

sigurdl

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Berbatov does not miss chances, he lets the keeper save out of pity.

Contrary to popular belief, Britain is not a democracy, it is a Berbatorship.
 

kuwaity

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berbatov plays well
berbatov is samelar hound when he run with the ball
berbatov is bright like dogs bright
his face looks like deer face
 

Nor-EngYID

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When Dimitar Berbatov sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Dimitar Berbatov has not had to pay taxes, ever.
 

diegooners

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Berbatov doesnt ask for womens numbers, he takes them.
Berbatov doesnt run, he glides.
Berbatov doesnt have good vision, he has bonoculars.
Berbatov doesnt shag, he makes luuuuurrrve.
Berbatov doesnt go through people, he vaporises them.
Berbatov doesnt play the beautiful game, the games beautiful when he plays.
Berbatov isnt jewish, hes a YID!!!
 

nicdic

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True facts :lol:

Coys probably stole this from our Martin Jol thread in Chat, which is doing the exact same thing.
 

Rupstoh

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Berbatov can hit a man's cellux (the tiny thought process bit that reads fear at the back of the brain) with a small wiggle of his 3rd finger. Left hand.










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