Some true facts about Berbatov.

[Rupstoh]

LOL.

How memories are kept, forgotten and then stirred again.

 

[Tafspur]

Sic transit gloria mundi!

 

[SpursManChris]

Sic transit gloria mundi!

translation?

 

[SpurSince57]

translation?

Gloria threw up in the back of the van.

 

[SpursManChris]

superman wears dimitar berbatov pyjamas!

No. Superman WORE dimitar berbatov pyjamas until he went to man utd.

 

[Rupstoh]

Gloria threw up in the back of the van.

Yes. But it was on a Monday. Are you stupid?

 

[RichieS]

Some of the greatest things ever written in the English language are contained in this thread. How has this not been moved into the Gold forum?!

 

[TottenhamLegend]

berbatov plays well
berbatov is samelar hound when he run with the ball
berbatov is bright like dogs bright
his face looks like deer face

Incredible

 

[Jody]

berbatov plays well
berbatov is samelar hound when he run with the ball
berbatov is bright like dogs bright
his face looks like deer face

Gold.

 

[THFCSPURS19]

berbatov plays well
berbatov is samelar hound when he run with the ball
berbatov is bright like dogs bright
his face looks like deer face

I think I've successfully translated this:

Berbatov plays well.
Berbatov is similar to a hound when he runs with the ball.
Berbatov is bright (lively?) like how dogs are bright.
His face looks like the face of a Deer.

 

[HailKingLevy]

I think I've successfully translated this:

Berbatov plays well.
Berbatov is similar to a hound when he runs with the ball.
Berbatov is bright (lively?) like how dogs are bright.
His face looks like the face of a Deer.

7 Years to figure that out. Outstanding

 

[Geyzer Soze]

This must be the most famous quote off SC ever, no? I mean ... i think it is even known and referenced off SC from time to time. Pure gold.

 

[Coyboy]

Got the tears of laughter fix?

Read this

http://www.spurscommunity.co.uk/index.php?threads/bassong-the-rupstoh-sketch.50085/

 

[THFCSPURS19]

Got the tears of laughter fix?

Read this

http://www.spurscommunity.co.uk/index.php?threads/bassong-the-rupstoh-sketch.50085/

This is a recent one which was also fucking hilarious at the time:

http://www.spurscommunity.co.uk/ind...ion-29th-july-2013.99776/page-14#post-3467951

 

[RickyVilla]

7 Years to figure that out. Outstanding

To be fair he has only been here since 2013 although it does feel like 7 years.

 

[Reece]

Incredible thread. Just thread through the whole thing on the train creasing!

 

[Don_Felipe]

Don't want to sully this thread, but seems a good place to leave this:

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/row-zed/gentlemans-guide-being-dimitar-berbatov-3947520

 

[Gassin's finest]

yes :grin: .. you know berbatov is a kind of ghosts .. he is unseen, his snake hair and deer face makes every one from us believes in this idea .. fu*k off when i see his eyes i feel i want to kiss a goat .. wooooooooooow

Amazing! This is pure, undiluted comedy genius at work here... like Eddie Izzard via Mighty Boosh!

no .. you can't see him in the mirror because he is unseen .. maybe you will see a deer or donkey or some thing like that :shrug:

FFS!

 

[Flashspur]

weirdness in a class of its own

 

[coldasice199]

Something in my head here is yelling at me.

Berbatov. He have face like deer face.