Some true facts about Berbatov.

[dynamoSpurs]

Snake hair xD

 

[SpursManChris]

:grin: i am from kuwait and i drink petrol everyday
i am a male and i want to come here to england to study next year, i'll buy a season ticket and i want to meet berbatov to take his sgin in my book and tell him i love his deer face :grin: .. really i love you all mates i love tottenham since i was 16 years know i'm 22 and my love to this club is growing

Last seen Dec 25, 2008. Damn. I hope he made it to England.

 

[Insomnia]

Last seen Dec 25, 2008. Damn. I hope he made it to England.

Probably got eaten by a samuler hound

 

[Geyzer Soze]

haha! I just tried to google what a Samelar hound actually is ...

https://www.google.fr/search?q=samelar+hound&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&gws_rd=cr&ei=wmOfVo6_EsW3adaClpgN

This quote has been remixed and distributed all over! It's even on Skyscrapercity.com!

(I am still none the wiser as to what exactly a Samelar hound is)

 

[spurs mental]

Love when this thread gets bumped. Its probably one of the best ever, along with Rupstoh and Bassong.

 

[Mr.D]

Epic bump.

 

[SlotBadger]

Any excuse to post my favourite quotes of his:

I am genuinely sitting at my desk, crying to myself the more I read, even though I've read that entire thread several times.

I've cherry-picked my favourites:

berbatov plays well
berbatov is samelar hound when he run with the ball
berbatov is bright like dogs bright
his face looks like deer face

i'm happy to be with you mates .. but this is my ways to explain my feelings about people

berbatov can kick the ball like jacky chan when he kicks the asses
his speed like leropard speed ( am i a lair ?! )
he jump like a frog
his neck is very long like jiraffe neck (positive)
when he smiles you will remmber monkey smile .. i love monkeys
his hair like snake hair
his voice like parrot voice
he walks like pelican
i love you berbatov .. only i want to see you after that i will die

hi my lovely mates .. kuwaity is coming again to tell you some thing special about our big hero dimi berbatov .. i dreamed i was with him on a boat alone in the atlantic ocean .. the sharks were around us wants to kill us and berbatov had a ball .. he played with the ball and showed his skills to the sharks, after that i saw all the sharks were dancing around the boat and went away .. wooooooow i kissed him and thank him for saving my life.

yes :grin: .. you know berbatov is a kind of ghosts .. he is unseen, his snake hair and deer face makes every one from us believes in this idea .. fu*k off when i see his eyes i feel i want to kiss a goat .. wooooooooooow

:rofl: .. maybe berbatov himself is not berbatov .. maybe he is animal, bird, profession, colour, tree, flower, greeting, light, number :shrug: :shrug: .. he is every thing

no .. you can't see him in the mirror because he is unseen .. maybe you will see a deer or donkey or some thing like that :shrug:

:grin: i am from kuwait and i drink petrol everyday
i am a male and i want to come here to england to study next year, i'll buy a season ticket and i want to meet berbatov to take his sgin in my book and tell him i love his deer face :grin: .. really i love you all mates i love tottenham since i was 16 years know i'm 22 and my love to this club is growing

 

[dynamoSpurs]

My favourite:

"his speed like leropard speed ( am i a lair ?! )"

 

[theShiznit]

My favourite:

"his speed like leropard speed ( am i a lair ?! )"

Would love to meet this Leropard so him and Berba could race.

And yes you are a place where animals dwell.

 

[brasil_spur]

I remember this thread live and hands down one of the funiest things i've seen occuring on the web.

 

[Gaz_Gammon]

Nicked from COYS. Surely deserves some additional true facts from SC members. :grin:

Berbatov is so good he can win connect 4 in only 3 moves.

Berbatov is the reason why Wally is hiding.

Berbatov counted to infinity - twice.

Berbatov doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is

Berbatov can slam a revolving door.

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Dimitar Berbatov

If you spell Dimitar Berbatov in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

Berbatov doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

Once, Berbatov ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

It takes Berbatov 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

Berbatov played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun.... and won.

Here's another true fact:

He refused to wear the shirt and play for Spurs


Too many fickle minded people on here.


Fuck him.

 

[TTID2002]

Here's another true fact:

He refused to wear the shirt and play for Spurs


Too many fickle minded people on here.


Fuck him.

Who pissed in your cornflakes then?

This was ages ago, get over it!

 

[Gaz_Gammon]

Who pissed in your cornflakes then?

This was ages ago, get over it!

Another fickle fan speaks. Is that what you told everyone on here the day he told Levy he wouldn't play for the club?




I eat toast for breakfast by the way.

 

[riggi]

I remember watching him on ssn with fergie.


****

 

[Ionman34]

Here's another true fact:

He refused to wear the shirt and play for Spurs


Too many fickle minded people on here.


Fuck him.

Been on the beach Gaz? Sand in the vagina is such a bitch wot?

The thread was bumped for kuwaiti's comments, not to praise Berbatov.

Liighten up Princess.

 

[Shadydan]

Here's another true fact:

He refused to wear the shirt and play for Spurs


Too many fickle minded people on here.


Fuck him.

Have you just woken up from an 8 year coma?

 

[alexis]

Berbatov is so cool he interviews himself http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/...nham-striker-interviews-himself-a6835696.html

 

[jamesc0le]

haha berbs got redcarded

 

[aussiespursguy]

berbatov plays well
berbatov is samelar hound when he run with the ball
berbatov is bright like dogs bright
his face looks like deer face

In honor of the 10 year anniversary of this lets enjoy it for what it was. Gold

 

[bern]

HAHA it still get used!