Spurs vs Arsenal Match Thread

[Metalhead]

I really hope we bring intensity to the game. Still the game i look forward to the most and i still feel we have the better team. Things i hope for:

1. Wheelchair hobbling off after 4 minutes
2. Kane getting a hat trick (perfect)
3. Moura destroying Monreal in a 15 minute cameo resulting in Monreal crying on the sideline.
4. Alderweireld and Vertonghen reunite and limit AuBUMAyang to one touch which is the kick off (100% pass completion).
5. Wenger kicking a water bottle a world record distance and then throwing a tantrum on the touchline. He then gets sent into the stands for a record 60th time.
6. Wanayama and Dembele please.

Made a little addition to number 5.

 

[doctor stefan Freud]

I'm feeling 5-1

Makataryan injured early doors, the dude from red dwarf can't get anything going, due to us strangling them back into their last third for most of the game.

 

[mark87]

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That's an insult to Duane Dibbley.

 

[easley91]

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That’s a load of Tottenham that is.

A steaming pile of Hotspur!

 

[DiscoD1882]

Just had a dream we lost 3-2. If this turns out to be the score then I apologise in advance.

dreams are ALWAYS the mirror of reality

 

[doctor stefan Freud]

dreams are ALWAYS the mirror of reality

Like your avatar?

 

[shoggy33]

If we play anything like we did against United we should win comfortly. We all bricked it when we saw their line up that day, and look what happened. Arsenal are clearly in a better place than they were a couple of weeks ago, but that should ensure we go in with the right attitude, which was our problem at the Emirates earlier in the season.

Having said that ive been a spurs fan far too long to expect anything other than dissappointment so I reckon it will be a draw...

 

[mark87]

That’s a load of Tottenham that is.

A steaming pile of Hotspur!

How did I not remember this quote? Top work.

 

[Vwbottom]

We absolutely have to smash these chumps today, no bloody excuses. Come On You Spurs!

 

[riggi]

I need a poo.

 

[doctor stefan Freud]

I need a poo.

Ok

 

[riggi]

Done. Ring of fire but I'm all good.

You can win now spurs.

 

[TheChosenOne]

Mo Po..

Berry 'appy Spurs playurs no read Tottingham internet pages. Is crazy.

 

[tony0379]

Fucking hell!!! just woke in a cold sweat. Dreamt we were 3 down in 5 minutes

 

[doctor stefan Freud]

This worked last time, so here goes. This is Monty. He's a Cookapoo. Monty likes chewing things and lots of walks. If we don't win today, Monty will be getting six lace holes up his backside

#doitforMonty

 

[elDiablo]

I feel wanyama and dembele needs to play in this match to do a job on wheelchair and ramsay.

Clearly need to block of the supply from ozil and Henrik.

If we press like we know we can and get the ball to eriksen alli and son quickly then I'm confident

 

[tony0379]

I feel wanyama and dembele needs to play in this match to do a job on wheelchair and ramsay.

Clearly need to block of the supply from ozil and Henrik.

If we press like we know we can and get the ball to eriksen alli and son quickly then I'm confident

Isn’t like to see Moura get 20 minutes today

 

[TheChosenOne]

Isn’t like to see Moura get 20 minutes today

..and a hat trick.

 

[elDiablo]

Isn’t like to see Moura get 20 minutes today

Yeah ideal situation; 3 nil up and we bring on moura to improve his match fitness and terrorise monreal

 

[Cavehillspur]

Nervous dump incoming