Stop being a nob.

[dk-yid]

I know someone with that surname too.

But that's another Storey.

Oooh... A second storey...

 

[Gassin's finest]

Cool storey bro

 

[TheChosenOne]

I know someone with that surname too.

But that's another Storey.

'Moore'

 

[worcestersauce]

A nob is an aristocrat.
They live on nobs hill.

 

[Grey Fox]

Have to pull you up there, Foxy - a knob is the handle on something, whereas a nob is a colloquialism for the male appendage.

Nah not where i come from

 

[Grey Fox]

Yes, a knob is a handle and what do we know about handles?

They're something that stick out.

They're something that require pulling.

They're something that allow you to effect entry.

And that's why we call the male appendage a knob.

And not a nob.

FFS.

Listen to the Fox. He knows of what he speaks.

Listen to the man people

 

[tevezito]

And if you turn it round you get a bonk, and there aren't many easier ways of getting a bonk than turning a knob around.

 

[glospur]

Dan Storey is a good sports writer imo.

He's the absolute best around IMO. Almost every single thing he writes is worth reading.

 

[daryl hannah]

I've read and considered the arguments put forth and decided to put my full weight behind 'knob' and 'dougal'.

 

[slartibartfast]

I'm heading towards 50 at warp speed but was regressed to a 12 year old a few days ago when I was at work and asked a young lady to sign my pda to close the job off. She signed it.
I asked 'Whats your name please as need that as well?'
'nobbess'
'How do I spell that?'
'N. O. B. E. S'

I started typing and couldnt keep that fkin grin from spreading across my face.
I legged it and pissed myself once outside.
Its fkin nobs innit lol.

I can see it now 'Do you Karen Smith take this Nob' lol.
Oh yes, twice a day sometimes.

Edit, fkin spooky that happened about 2 days ago and then this thread cropped up lol

 

[LeSoupeKitchen]

The media highligting every single knob fan (aka the Soton ones) does not help at all.

 

[Phomesy]

Can we have a “knob” smiley to deploy in Match threads? Ta ?