Super Jan Vertonghen Lives Up To His Song

Acid

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#53
Ummmm ok. I liked Bale as much as the next bloke but ... ;)
Oh please, it was impossible not to notice, I don't generally often sometimes look at the male crotch area but as he ran past Maicon it was like that Linford Christie picture. Reckon Maicon was scared of getting walloped with it.
 
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#54
Oh please, it was impossible not to notice, I don't generally often sometimes look at the male crotch area but as he ran past Maicon it was like that Linford Christie picture. Reckon Maicon was scared of getting walloped with it.
That'd explain why he allowed Bale to run past him all night then. Maicon must've had a word to Zanetti at half time too. :)
 

TottenhamMattSpur

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#56
For the record I not only couldn't see Jans impressive donger in the photo without being told, I couldn't even pick HIM out in it.
Also, I can now never ever watch a replay of Gareth Bale beating Inter in case I spot his supposed semi too.

Edit: I won't even be able to say "he tore them a new hole" like I used to.
 

Blackcanary

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#57
I noticed this and said "I bet SC already has a thread on it. They won't let me down and they certainly won't overlook the opportunity to be sinister and homoerotic".

Good work chaps!:LOL:
 
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