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JCRD

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I cannot wait to demolish these fuckers. Messi will wish he was playing for us by the time we have finished with him -
 

doctor stefan Freud

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451 long ball to the big fella up top. Son and Moura in support while Kane holds up play. Then run like fuck back to our 18 yard box when our attack inevitably breaks down. Play for corners, throw-ins, free kicks at every opportunity. Goose Messi when the ref ain’t looking and tell Neymar his mum makes a cracking fry-up
Jobs a gooden
 

tooey

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451 long ball to the big fella up top. Son and Moura in support while Kane holds up play. Then run like fuck back to our 18 yard box when our attack inevitably breaks down. Play for corners, throw-ins, free kicks at every opportunity. Goose Messi when the ref ain’t looking and tell Neymar his mum makes a cracking fry-up
Jobs a gooden

That would be strange and somewhat unnecessary considering Neymar was subject to one of the biggest transfers in the entire history of football, in case you missed it. Unless we just fancy a tourist trip to Paris.
 

doctor stefan Freud

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That would be strange and somewhat unnecessary considering Neymar was subject to one of the biggest transfers in the entire history of football, in case you missed it. Unless we just fancy a tourist trip to Paris.
I call bullshit
 

John48

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Telegraph reporting that Hugo and Eriksen will likely be available for Wednesday.

If they are I hope they are fully fit, we really don't players almost fit on the pitch just because they want to play Barca.
 

Sweetsman

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Walking around Berlin taking in the sights, when from nowhere came the thought of Dier making a blind pass. I lost bearings at that point.
 

doctor stefan Freud

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Walking around Berlin taking in the sights, when from nowhere came the thought of Dier making a blind pass. I lost bearings at that point.
Sounds like the opening narration of a musical that mashes up the wild days of the Weimar Republic and the travails of Tottenham Hotspur footballer Eric Dier. Let’s call it Cabarwayward Passing
 

TwanYid

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Whomever plays in this game it'll be 4-3-3, since that's what Barca play. I think Poch gets docked pay every time he fails to match the other team's formation.
 

JCRD

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451 long ball to the big fella up top. Son and Moura in support while Kane holds up play. Then run like fuck back to our 18 yard box when our attack inevitably breaks down. Play for corners, throw-ins, free kicks at every opportunity. Goose Messi when the ref ain’t looking and tell Neymar his mum makes a cracking fry-up
Jobs a gooden


We will first bore them to death with our sideways passing between Lloris, Toby, Sanchez and Verts then back to Lloris before our defenders do that funny thing where they run rapidly to the corner flag to receive the pass - then HOOOOOOOOOOOF

Then Kane will unleash hell
 

g_harry

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Lloris
Aurier, Toby, Jan, Rose
Wanyama, Dembele
Moura, Lamela, Son
Kane

Gazza, Sanchez, Trippier, Winks, Dier, Eriksen, Llorente.
 

guy

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Some Barca team news:

Umtiti is suspended, Sergi Roberto (their left back) got injured on the weekend and Malcolm has been left out of the squad.

I think Umtiti is going to be a big miss but not sure on the others as Alba should be able to slot in. However, as our midfield is slow, ponderous and pass side ways, I'm not sure we'll be able to exploit their central defence.

Here's hoping!

Isn't Sergi Roberto right back, alba is lb
 

Flashspur

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451 long ball to the big fella up top. Son and Moura in support while Kane holds up play. Then run like fuck back to our 18 yard box when our attack inevitably breaks down. Play for corners, throw-ins, free kicks at every opportunity. Goose Messi when the ref ain’t looking and tell Neymar his mum makes a cracking fry-up
Jobs a gooden

Neymar plays for PSG. Keep up Doc :)
 

Always Offside

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Gazza, Davies, Dier, Wanyama, Sissoko, Eriksen, Lamela

Foyth has suddenly been added to the CL squad ?? :stop:
 
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