The best team in the world

[hellava_tough]

Having just read the 'Ronaldinho to Spurs' thread, I thought to myself 'what's the point?', because he wouldn't get into my world 11:

GK: Wayne Brown

RB: Gary Neville
LB: Lee Young Pyo (providing he firmly attaches his left wooden leg before kick-off)
CB: The Ginger Pele
CB: The Ginger Pele's Ginger Dad

LW: Hugo Chavez
RW: My mate Jack who's a bit of a fascist
DM: Anyone over 18 stone. Failing that, Tom Huddlestone
AM: Guest star! This position will be chosen at random every week from a short-list comprising of reality-tv contestants

CF: My local prositute who's good with balls
CF: Prince Philip, AKA the Prune-faced assassin

Manager: Me, because I once helped my friend finish 7th in the Premiership on Championship manager

 

[yiddotilidie]

oh dear!

 

[DOX]

:neutral:

 

[Kendall]

I'd like this if it was funny

 

[General Levy]

C-

 

[Fordy]

:-|

 

[damn91]

what are you honestly trying to prove/say?

 

[yawa]

How random.

 

[SpurSince57]

Joke thread. Only someone forgot to include the joke.

 

[paul_1979yid]

Not funny

 

[N10toN17]

Ah comedy, such a pleasure to read when done well.

 

[MrWoolley]

I don't see a point to this thread?

Locked.