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Spurger King

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Jul 22, 2008
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Okay so my new team for 2017:

Name: Kickin' The Bucket

1. Bruce Forsyth
2. Michael Aspel
3. Prince Philip
4. HRH The Queen
5. Gazza
6. Pele
7. Rupert Murdoch
8. James Earl Jones
9. June Brown
10. Murray Walker
11. Roger Moore
12. Ted Hankey
13. Katie Price
14. Diana Ross
15. Christopher Lloyd
16. Brian Blessed
17. Liza Minelli
18. David Crosby - JOKER!!!
19. Robbie Coltrane
20. John Goodman
21. Peter Mayhew
22. Julie Andrews
23. Stan Lee
24. Hugh Hefner
25. Bill Cosby
26. Barry Humphries
27. Dame Maggie Smith
28. Miriam Margoyles
29. Glenda Jackson
30. Belinda Carlisle

@Houdini - let me know if there are any I should change, although I think all are okay. I had around 40 in my original list, so have some reserve options.
The wife is still working on her list

I'll go with this I think. Change Glenda Jackson to Kurt Russell (don't want to look like I'm just copying).

Cheers @Houdini
 

TheChosenOne

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Dec 13, 2005
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I am going to stay with the same crew.

Been tending a lovely crop for quite a few years now and I think it will be a great harvest
in 2017, sorry folks.

Till death us do part
 

Houdini

No better cure for the blues than some good pussy.
Jul 10, 2006
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Check and double check that your celbs are eligible...I don't want tantrums threats and tears when I find out the were diagnosed prior to selection!

Check then...

Go on..

Suit yourself...
 

TheChosenOne

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Dec 13, 2005
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I have had Gazza since he took Pontius Pilates dog for a walk.

The rest are all full term ready to wither on the vine.
 

aliyid

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Can you check mine, pretty sure I had Ali but can't see any points on front page (y)
 

edgey

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Is it too late to adjust my list? Wondering whether Hillary Clinton may be worth a shout but dunno who to swap out
 

Archibald&Crooks

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Feb 1, 2005
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Can you check mine, pretty sure I had Ali but can't see any points on front page (y)
Here's your team

Bruce Forsyth
Rolf Harris
Cliff Richard
Stuart Hall
Ian Watkins
Pete Doherty
Blake Fielder Civil
Ozzie Osbourne
Paul Gascoigne
Rob Kardashian
Justin Bieber
Kerry Katona
Tony Blair Joker
Rhianna
Chris Brown
Prince Phillip
Elton John
Mcauley Culkin
Miley Cyrus
Ian McKellen
Oscar Pistorious
Diego Maradonna
Stephen Hawking
Les Dennis
Bobby Davro
Frank (Kellie) Warren
Frank Bruno

Jimmy White
Lindsey Lohan
 

aliyid

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Cheers A&C, I like the random empty space at the bottom from where Ali used to be (I'll PM you the original list ;))
 

CosmicHotspur

Better a wag than a WAG
Aug 14, 2006
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My revised list - the new additions are asterisked.

*Miriam Margolyes
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*Bob Dylan
*Lee Hazelwood
*Kathleen Turner
*Jonathan Rhys Meyers
*Princess Michael of Kent
*Marianne Faithfull
*Donald Trump
*John Mellencamp
John Goodman
Chuck Berry
Prince Philip
Vanessa Redgrave
Michael Aspel
Lionel Blair
Robbie Coltrane
Harlan Ellison
Gazza
Stephen Hawking
Dustin Hoffman
Clive James
Jerry Lewis
Denis Norden
Kathy Bates
Michael Moore
Ricky Grover
Gabourny Sidibe
Mary Wells - Lou Rawls replacing
Hywel Bennett
Aretha Franklin

Forgot Mary Wells actually died some years ago (!) so can I exchange for Lou Rawls please.
 
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widmerpool

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@Houdini

Now that I understand the rules about youngsters and pre-existing conditions, an updated list with the dissolute, the depressed and the assassinable given proper prominence.

Dead Certs 2017

Abu Bakr Al-Baghdadi
Bashar Hafez al-Assad
Bill Clinton
Britney Spears
Charlie Brooker
Charlie Sheen
David Prowse
Desmond Tutu
Douglas Hurd
Gazza
Helmut Kohl
Ian Brady (Joker)
Jacques Chirac
John Hurt
John Lydon
Kate Bush
Keith Richards
Khaled Mashal (Hamas)
Liz Mountbatten-Windsor
Macaulay Culkin
Mel Brooks
Nigel Farage
Ozzy Osbourne
Prunella Scales
Ricky Hatton
Susan Ballion (Siouxsie)
Tom Cruise
Wayne Hussey
Woody Allen
Yoko Ono

And many thanks for your sterling efforts in facilitating so many of my picks for 2016 in such a short space of time. From Adams to Gill, great work with the scythe.
 
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edgey

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Can I get in on this?... Will compile my list tonight (y)

EDIT: Here's my list. Pretty sure all these qualify?

Betty White
Angela Lansbury
David Attenborough
Pele
Sean Connery
Macaulay Culkin
Pete Doherty
Morgan Freeman
Bruce Forsyth
Robbie Coltrain
David Hasselhoff
Rolf Harris
Edward Furlong
Ian Holm
Ricky Tomlinson
Clint Eastwood
Michael Caine
Prince Phillip
Don King
Whoopi Goldberg
Max Clifford
The Queen
Dolly Parton
Steve Martin
Mel Gibson
Diana Ross
Liza Minneli
Cher
Tina Turner

Gonna swap a couple if that's ok... This is my final list

Betty White
Angela Lansbury
David Attenborough
Pele
Sean Connery
Macaulay Culkin
Pete Doherty
Bill Clinton
Bruce Forsyth
Robbie Coltrain
David Hasselhoff
Rolf Harris
Edward Furlong
Ian Holm
Ricky Tomlinson
Clint Eastwood
Michael Caine
Prince Phillip
Don King
Whoopi Goldberg
Hillary Clinton
The Queen
Dolly Parton
Steve Martin
Mel Gibson
Diana Ross
Liza Minneli
Cher (Joker)
Tina Turner

Swapped out Morgan Freeman and Max Clifford for both Clinton's... Expect at least one of them to go.
 

TheChosenOne

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I was going to put Prunella Scales in, but surely dementia/altzheimers is classed as a pre-existing condition?
Likewise, the Mrs was going to put Michael J Fox in, but I figured Parkinsons is also a questionable condition.


Houdini is the grim Grim Reapers head honcho followed closely by A&C as God himself.
 

widmerpool

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I was going to put Prunella Scales in, but surely dementia/altzheimers is classed as a pre-existing condition?
Likewise, the Mrs was going to put Michael J Fox in, but I figured Parkinsons is also a questionable condition.

You don't die of dementia, though, do you? It just indicates general wear and tear and potential comorbidities.
 
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