The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - 1 July 2011

[Archibald&Crooks]

Morning tards. Pinch & a Punch first of the month! And this is where the transfer window really kicks off. Although from the mood in here yesterday you'd think the window had closed without us making any signings. Yet we still have all of July and all of August to go. Yes getting them early would be nice but I reckon 'early' still has some life left in it.​

I don't know how Ann Summers have the audacity to describe the dildo I bought for my wife as 'ultra realistic'.​

If it's so lifelike where's the smegma under the foreskin?​

A very quiet ITK day yesterday first of all we had some from FTL​

When: 30/06/11
Where: FTL
Medical this afternoon apparently

Apparently not...........because not long after.......

Date 30th June
Site COYS
Dont even know where to start with this one

Yeah, you've had your share of those too.......

Personally, i'd leave the quality control for others to decide for themselves.

My wife was on my case last night asking why we couldn't be more artistic in bed.

So I had a wank and left her with a face like a painter's radio.

In other news: Andrey Arshavin said Arsenal's new away kit will make them look like jockeys.

I'll leave the punch line to you...........

The Sun reckon that: Arsenal are poised to pip rivals Tottenham to land 24-year-old Ivory Coast striker Gervinho from French club Lille in an £11m deal.

The Daily Mirror are saying that: Tottenham want £20m-rated Athletic Bilbao and Spain striker Fernando Llorente, but Harry Redknapp has been told he must sell two of Robbie Keane, Roman Pavlyuchenko, Peter Crouch and Jermain Defoe first.

The Daily Mail say: Tottenham are ready to rekindle their interest in Villareal's £35m-rated striker Giuseppe Rossi after his agent said a proposed move to Barcelona was "definitely off".


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[spurslenny]

Woohoo!!

Lackofsigning Friday! *sigh*

 

[nailsy]

A&C - Do you know how many of The Goats clues have been cracked now? I think Rob said the other day it was only two out of four?

 

[ajspurs]

POTL shittin' on that Defoe to Sunderland news, good.

 

[Twizzle]

about time we bought some one

 

[KenilworthSpur]

So Caulker has gone to Swansea for the season. Must be confident of getting someone new in seeing as Bassong is on his way. Upson anyone?

Please no

 

[felmani26]

Good to see Caulker getting a move to a Premier League side and hopefully he will get chances to impress and maybe become a first team regular.

 

[kdspur]

' My wife was on my case last night asking why we couldn't be more artistic in bed.

So I had a wank and left her with a face like a painter's radio.'

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: quality

 

[whitelightwhiteheat]

I'm happy for Caulker to get the move. Hopefully he will get plenty of game time and he'll hold them together single-handedly! A couple more defensive signings and I fancy the Swans to do ok this season.

 

[tobi]

Selling Bassong, releasing Woody and replacing them with Upson?

Please God don't let this happen!

I'd rather play Sandro out of position at CB.

 

[MightyModric]

I have a feeling a signing will be made today.

 

[dn013]

I have a feeling a signing will be made today.

Is it just a feeling, or is it more than a feeling.

:dance::dance::dance:

 

[Yid-ol]

Cant see us signing anyone, first day of the big window being open.... still think we need to ship players out first

 

[Hot-Spur]

I have a feeling a signing will be made today.

Someone always has a "feeling" but nothing ever happens

Anyway happy 1st of July everyone

 

[Darrkespur]

I'm happy for Caulker to get the move. Hopefully he will get plenty of game time and he'll hold them together single-handedly! A couple more defensive signings and I fancy the Swans to do ok this season.

Ash Williams is a pretty good centre back, and Angel Rangel is a great right back, so Caulker should slot into that defence really well. Ironically it's the captain Monk who's probably the one Caulker would replace. Think it'll be a great move for him.

 

[TEESSIDE1]

Upson? too early for sarcasm

 

[mattyspurs]

Someone always has a "feeling" but nothing ever happens

Anyway happy 1st of July everyone

Nope, no signings today.

I am happy with the Steven Caulker loan deeal though, it will be fantastic to see how he gets on in the PL, hopefully he can do aswell as Walker did at Villa in the second half of last season. I really want this kid to be a mainstay at Spurs for a long time.

Oh and Happy Birthday Month to you and me Hottie :grin:

 

[Yid-ol]

Someone always has a "feeling" but nothing ever happens

Anyway happy 1st of July everyone

I have a feeling we wont sign anyone, so i cancle that out :shrug:

 

[Glasseye]

Good to see that Caulker has gone to Swansea on loan, will be a good opportunity for him, although part of me, still wanted him to stay with us as a backup...the game time will do him good.

With Sunderland's activity yesterday, makes me optimistic for at least one signing today....we live in hope, just not Upson

 

[Hot-Spur]

Nope, no signings today.

I am happy with the Steven Caulker loan deeal though, it will be fantastic to see how he gets on in the PL, hopefully he can do aswell as Walker did at Villa in the second half of last season. I really want this kid to be a mainstay at Spurs for a long time.

Oh and Happy Birthday Month to you and me Hottie :grin:

Happy Birthday Month Matt, all the best people are born in July :wink:

I agree on the signings, think it will be a while before anything happens