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Yesterday a hippy with a clipboard stopped me on my way into our local KFC and asked me to sign his petition. "What's it for?", I asked. "It's for animal rights," he said, "animals have no voice of their own, so people need to speak out for their rights." So I wrote, "Animals: you have the right to remain delicious."
You're here for yesterday's ITK aren't you?
OK here it is.......and we start over on COYS with Dragon1
Couldn't find out who we have lined up? We get plenty of ITK telling us who we haven't got lined up though :shrug:dragon1 said:Date 9th August
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as widely reported diarra should be joining and we will let wilson move to stoke,dl has got two possibly 3 other deals lined up he wants to shift some more of our squad players before sealing the deals,daniel dont care that the season starts sat he wants to pay as little for those coming and get as much for those going so deals will happen late on ie last wk of aug ,i could not find out who we have lined up i tried
Mystery then gave us info on Modric and tittilated us all at the same time........
When pushed he said that he couldn;t give up the name but gave it an 8/10 rating.Mystery said:When: 09/08/11
Where: SC
Modric will be giving a statement within the next few days stating he is happy at Spurs and will stay and fight for the cause.
Something is happening behind the scenes to show him we have ambition.
On FTL Noodles had some info on Bentley
Which is widely assumed to be BlackburnNoodles said:When: 09/08/11
Where: FTL
going home
Then Archibald with news on Wilson & JJ
TBH i'm pretty nuetral on this one.Archibald said:When: 09/08/11
Where: SO
still not spoken to Wilson! as said may be a loan if we finalise Diarra...
JJ interesting them also now
There was a snippet from CorlukaModric but it was full of 'Like I saids' and as he's already said it, it doesn't need repeating here.
Moving swiftly on, SC attended a press conference at WHL yesterday and here's a summary of what was said..........
Reporter: Harry, can you give us an idea of who you're looking to sign in the next few weeks?
HR: We're looking at Bloonyelluh he's a top top player
Reporter: Excuse me?
HR: Bloonyelluh..............
A&C: *Groan
HR: *Whispers to press officer - That **** who groaned. Is he coming on Friday? Ban the tart.
A&C: I heard that
HR: Fuck you
A&C: Well you fucking have been with all your poncing around in the transfer market........Why haven't we signed anyone yet? Been too busy making TV adverts?
HR: I'm a fackin football manager, fuck you, i'm gonna sort you right aaaaht
*Harry gets up from desk twitching and is held back by the Press Officer and calm is restored.
Reporter: Harry, this Bloonyelluh, which club does he play for? Is he African?
HR: I just fackin told you (At this point Harry's face is really red and his twitch has visibly increased) Bloonyelluh........Bloo and facking Yelluh
Reporter: Eh?
A&C: (To reporter) He's saying Blue and Yellow
Reporter: Oh. What does that mean?
A&C: Fucked if I know. Or anyone else for that matter. I'd give up if I were you.........
Reporter: Harry, there are rumours Spurs are interested in mata. WHat can you tell us?
HR: GFTS
Reporter: Come again?
A&C: It stands for Goals From The Side. It started off as a cryptic for Mata but now could mean anybody.
Reporter: What is it with all this stuff? can't anyone be straight anymore?
HR: You want answers?
Reporter: Yes I do
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Reporter: Go on, tell me the truth...............
HR: The truth is...........even we don't know who we're after.
A&C: Fuck abaaaaaht....that's going to go down well on SC.
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