- May 18, 2006
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Why, whenever a decent footballer is mentioned, do people keep going on about orgasms and jizz and erections and, most offensive of all, "sex wee"?
I can tell you all now: during the sex act THE LAST thing I am thinking about is football.
Transfers rumours as an aphrodisiac - who knew?
Come on, if a good transfer rumour doesn't make your balls tingle then what does? Are you seriously trying to tell me that if we signed Rossi, Vucinic, Diarra, Marin and a top class CB that your living room wouldn't be awash with semen up to the picture fames?
Exactly!