The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - 14 July 2011

[JerryGarcia]

Why, whenever a decent footballer is mentioned, do people keep going on about orgasms and jizz and erections and, most offensive of all, "sex wee"?

I can tell you all now: during the sex act THE LAST thing I am thinking about is football.

Transfers rumours as an aphrodisiac - who knew?

Come on, if a good transfer rumour doesn't make your balls tingle then what does? Are you seriously trying to tell me that if we signed Rossi, Vucinic, Diarra, Marin and a top class CB that your living room wouldn't be awash with semen up to the picture fames?

Exactly!

 

[nferno]

Come on, if a good transfer rumour doesn't make your balls tingle then what does? Are you seriously trying to tell me that if we signed Rossi, Vucinic, Diarra, Marin and a top class CB that your living room wouldn't be awash with semen up to the picture fames?

Exactly!

not gonna lie i get semi's when i score amazing goals on fifa

 

[Twizzle]

Come on, if a good transfer rumour doesn't make your balls tingle then what does? Are you seriously trying to tell me that if we signed Rossi, Vucinic, Diarra, Marin and a top class CB that your living room wouldn't be awash with semen up to the picture fames?

Exactly!

jizz

 

[chilespurs]

I have watched vidal for a few years now. He can basically play anwhere on the pitch (I've never seen him play forward but I reckon he probably could play there in emergencies). I would say he's better wide (left or right). He is highly regarded here and is seen to have great potential. He really really likes talking to the press (even more than Harry). and he'll have to be kept on a leash in London. So some bad with the good. He'll bring a new kind of music to whl. bap bap... (regaeton), he listens to it all the time.

 

[JJetset]

I have watched vidal for a few years now. He can basically play anwhere on the pitch (I've never seen him play forward but I reckon he probably could play there in emergencies). I would say he's better wide (left or right). He is highly regarded here and is seen to have great potential. He really really likes talking to the press (even more than Harry). and he'll have to be kept on a leash in London. So some bad with the good. He'll bring a new kind of music to whl. bap bap... (regaeton), he listens to it all the time.

Did you say Bap bap ...... does he wear blue and yellow......mg:

 

[fatpiranha]

Vidal is a cracking player. He can tackle, pass, and score goals. Every club in Europe must know this so I don't rate our chances but i'd (insert unnatural sex act here) if he came to Spurs.