The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - 17th August 2015

[Spursidol]

Berahino to us and fazio to WBA makes sense on so many levels. We need strikers and they get a centre back perfect for Pulis's style of play. Looks like the conversation that guy in America heard levy have about selling fazio was right all along. I thought at the time it was too specific to be a lie.

That part makes sense - the Berahino and Fazio deals going together.

But given that the DM itk has been fairly vague - one of 2 Germans and then today's news on Illamerendi but it seems to be limited to 'we like him and he's ok with us but waiting to see if a bigger club comes in' sounds like a DM is not likely this week - unless perhaps a loan to put the RM guy in the shop window (but I'm sure we'd have some right to buy).

So I'm not convinced its a DM, but neither do any other negotiations on other incomings seem that close.

And on the other outgoing Lennon to Everton seems to have cooled down (Everton ITK was that he was going there for £5m about a week/10 days ago), Carroll I think will stay until we get a DM/CM, and Townsend/Lamela I think will stay this TW.

So 50% of the ITK could be a surprise from where I'm sitting ! .

 

[BunionBoy]

The picture was in the players lounge of some dude with a cap and pram and to be honest it looked more like a heroin addict with a shell suit. So guys calm down see what I did there!?

 

[spurs9]

Saw the supposed picture in all likelihood bollocks.

Could you post a link to it in the Illarramendi thread?

 

[BunionBoy]

Could you post a link to it in the Illarramendi thread?

Doing it now.

 

[Mr Pink]

The picture was in the players lounge of some dude with a cap and pram and to be honest it looked more like a heroin addict with a shell suit. So guys calm down see what I did there!?

So basically it was just a Liverpool fan?

 

[BunionBoy]

So basically it was just a Liverpool fan?

Yep, most ridiculous pic to claim it's a player!....its on the thread now.

 

[SargeantMeatCurtains]

Now it all makes sense...selling Bale and Modric to Real Madrid was to facillitate the future signing of Illarramendi...

 

[McFlash]

It's was @Snarfalicious fault. That and rule 34.

Dare I ask what rule 34 is?

 

[Lilbaz]

Dare I ask what rule 34 is?

Google it. Might want to start with the wiki.

 

[McFlash]

Pretty sure you could get from Madrid to Liverpool in 6/7 hours. ( not that I think it's true)

Shit yeah, you can fly to America in 8hrs, Spain's only 2-3 away.

 

[McFlash]

Google it. Might want to start with the wiki.

Ah yes, heard the rule but didn't know the name.

 

[HappySpur]

Dare I ask what rule 34 is?

Just google it. With a nonsense word like Futanari. It's harmless.

DON'T DO THAT!!!!


* Rule 34 states that if something exists there is porn dedicated to it. So if you like Abba and Cuttlefish, there is porn out there for both and probably porn of Abba doing a cuttlefish.

** Futanari to my absolute horror as somebody got me on that is women drawn with massive male parts. It's bizarre.

 

[Dirty Ewok]

Just google it. With a nonsense word like Futanari. It's harmless.
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Take it easy there Satan.

 

[Bill_Oddie]

Odd how certain words in ITK are invisible to the SC eye, isn't it?

Be honest, how many of you actually noticed either of these?

The Goat hears that its possible we'll have two in and maybe even two out by the end of the week. Also United are still very interested in Kane but have been given the short answer, Levy isn't for selling, even at 45m.

 

[Gaz_Gammon]

Let's face it, there's only one ITK that has the history and authority to make the call on this...






@Gaz_Gammon, COME ON DOWN !!

The price is right..................!!!!


Well from Levy's perspective that is.

 

[ravo]

This has probably been done to death, but did we get a correct answer to trix cryptic? 37 pages is alot to wade through

Illarramendi

 

[Gaz_Gammon]

is levy funding the stadium by club shop letter sales?

Alderwireld, Berahinho and Illiaremendi

jeez thats some letters

That's some fucking Scrabble score as well.

 

[Kranjcar on Ice]

** Futanari to my absolute horror as somebody got me on that is women drawn with massive male parts. It's bizarre.

A brave soul indeed to admit that.

Check out Dmitrys' art.