The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - 17th August 2015

[ryantegan]

and spelling by you jay

im using my tv remote to type lol

 

[Flashspur]

It was a cropduster. She was coming towards my cubicle from the wall side. I was diligently working (reading SC) and she let the wet fart out just as she walked past my cubicle opening. I of course looked at the perpetrator, who then locked eyes with her victim (me) and continued on her merry way.

It felt like a hate crime, but I don't know her that well. I wish she was attractive because it would have been funny. But if you saw the butthole this fart came out of there's only one outcome; a turned stomach.

too much information dude

 

[Spursidol]

Also, everyone seems to be convinced that Townsend is one of the outs, but have there been any credible links to him? It all seemed like paper talk about him to Villa.

But Townsend and Tim do not get on, allegedly, so the Villa talk is media talk probably

 

[Gbspurs]

is levy funding the stadium by club shop letter sales?

Alderwireld, Berahinho and Illiaremendi

jeez thats some letters

Wait till we sign Yarmolenko

 

[piedpiper]

Like Berahino is worth at least £25m?

The entire article becomes less plausible when you seeca fee of that sorts. Lazy journalism really. Berahino at 20 million is fare i believe.

 

[Lukasz]

Don't think it said we've agreed/accpeted...just that they've made a 5 million pound bid.

"Pulis is close to signing Fazio, the Argentina international, after agreeing a fee with Spurs as he steps up his hunt for new signings."

From the Telegraph article

 

[Ledleys Knee]

Agree as if we will let him go for that fee. Particularly when paid 8 million pounds which was his release clause fee. He is easily worth in excess of 8 million pounds anyway.

£15m + Fazio for Berahino sort of deal might be the breakthrough?

 

[Hotspur88]

£15m + Fazio for Berahino sort of deal might be the breakthrough?

I would say you're probably looking more along the lines of £12m & Fazio

 

[Spursidol]

£15m + Fazio for Berahino sort of deal might be the breakthrough?

As @piedpiper said his release clause was £8m, his value maybe £11m so if anything I would be guessing more like £12m plus Fazo so a value of £23m - but who knows.

 

[piedpiper]

£15m + Fazio for Berahino sort of deal might be the breakthrough?

I could live with that.

 

[Gedson100]

All the Berahino talk a massive smokescreen for Fazio, huh?
Shrewd play, Chairman, shrewd play.

 

[Scott Spur]

Please let the other one be Lamela.....it ain't happening on the pitch for him or us

 

[bsinghd]

I would say you're probably looking more along the lines of £12m & Fazio

Maybe we'll pay them £25m for Berahino but they then pay us £7.35m for Fazio.

 

[wattothfc]

That is some seriously exciting Goat ITK.

Not too exciting that United are still after Kane though!!

 

[Twizzle]

2 in

2 out

then we shake it all about

 

[raggy]

Not too exciting that United are still after Kane though!!

Not like that part is very relevant though. He's not for sale at any price.

 

[spurs9]

Don't think it said we've agreed/accpeted...just that they've made a 5 million pound bid.

John Percy, the journo that wrote the story, tweeted a link to the story saying "Fazio close to WBA move after clubs agree fee".

 

[eViL]

Not too exciting that United are still after Kane though!!

I'd be worried if Fergie was still pulling the strings.

 

[GetSpurredOn]

2 in, Berahino and Illaremendi, would be great business.
2 out, Fazio plus one from Lennon, Ade or maybe Carroll.
That's my guess based on what's been suggested. Maybe late window moves out for the other two left out of that four.
Maybe then the mythical late window bonus signing, I think it was either Jasper or Greyfox suggested.
Velkjovic's loan move has gone quiet, so maybe staying to fill Fazio's role?

Have to say I agree with the other suggestions, Fazio to WBA, surely we'd not agree without nailing down Berahino negotiations also.

 

[Ledleys Knee]

Not too exciting that United are still after Kane though!!

We can't sell though as he's literally the only striker we have at the club. It's also too late in the window for us to source a replacement of calibre. So I don't see any danger.