- Feb 1, 2005
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Still no ITK to round up
Sorry Mayans. The world won't be ending on the 21st of December this or any other year, because it already ended this morning ...... when I left the toilet seat up.
So yesterday Mrs A&C asked me….."Babe? Does this dress make my arse look big?"
I knew this was going to be a dangerous situation, so I decided to play it safe……..
By going down to the zoo and punching a rhino in the face.
Then I found out Mrs A&C is leaving me because I spend too much time down the pub.
That's the rumour down The Red Lion, anyway.
So I hurried home and Mrs A&C was at the door with her suitcase. "I'm off," she said. "I've had enough of you trying to re-enact porn scenes with me."
"Okay," I replied. "I'll be the taxi driver taking you to the airport, and you start giving me a blowjob two minutes into the journey."