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Tegan_Jovanka

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Another hour - Another new Daily Fail Bale article.

I'm getting worried though. I'll be done with a lot of so called "ITKs" if Bale leaves.
 

Archibald&Crooks

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SC's rolling total of users who have lost their access to this part of this site this summer

For ITK Abuse - 0
For Spam - 0
For asking ITK questions - 1
For posting Twitter - 1
For Neg repping a rumour whore - 0

Really low numbers so far. Nice one.

These bans are rarely given without a warning, so please make sure you have read the rules to this part of the site because we do assume you have done so.
 

Archibald&Crooks

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Ahhh a negative Bale story. Come on chaps, it was always going to happen, you know this right? Right? It's going to be a summer full of such shit. Prepare yourselves. accordingly.

A&C predicts, twenty two of you will find some sort of comfort from your testicles, four of you will end up rocking back and forth hugging themselves with a blank, bolt eyed stare on their face, six of you will force your little pinkie into a plug socket and at least thirty nine of you will need professional help by the time the window closes.
 

Gedson100

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For fuck's sake he's blatantly going to stay.
Stop worrying people!

If we're gonna have no Twitter can we also have no links to pisspoor newspaper articles too?
 

Archibald&Crooks

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For fuck's sake he's blatantly going to stay.
Stop worrying people!
Candidate number one for a pinky in the plug socket.

Football's golden rule: Nothing is certain*. Assuming the opposite can only lead to mental health issues ;)

*Except that Spurs will find a way to fuck you over
 

PT

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It's a load of space filling guff on a subject guaranteed to sell its paper - no substance from a guy who is trained to pump out a novel with no substance as a bedrock.

In short, anyone reading that and considering burning their season ticket, needs to consider following lawn bowling.
 

Spurger King

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Ahhh a negative Bale story. Come on chaps, it was always going to happen, you know this right? Right? It's going to be a summer full of such shit. Prepare yourselves. accordingly.

A&C predicts, twenty two of you will find some sort of comfort from your testicles, four of you will end up rocking back and forth hugging themselves with a blank, bolt eyed stare on their face, six of you will force your little pinkie into a plug socket and at least thirty nine of you will need professional help by the time the window closes.

I think I'm a prime candidate for all four.
 

KaribYid

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Jul 2, 2012
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Transfer Window Bingo

SC's rolling total of users who have lost their access to this part of this site this summer

For ITK Abuse - 0
For Spam - 0
For asking ITK questions - 1
For posting Twitter - 1
For Neg repping a rumour whore - 0

Really low numbers so far. Nice one.

These bans are rarely given without a warning, so please make sure you have read the rules to this part of the site because we do assume you have done so.

Sorry for the Naivety, but you cant do this?
 

chinaman

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It's a load of space filling guff on a subject guaranteed to sell its paper - no substance from a guy who is trained to pump out a novel with no substance as a bedrock.

In short, anyone reading that and considering burning their season ticket, needs to consider following lawn bowling.

Why lawn bowling? It is a very nice and civil game with etiquette.
 

Mouse!

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Ahhh a negative Bale story. Come on chaps, it was always going to happen, you know this right? Right? It's going to be a summer full of such shit. Prepare yourselves. accordingly.

A&C predicts, twenty two of you will find some sort of comfort from your testicles, four of you will end up rocking back and forth hugging themselves with a blank, bolt eyed stare on their face, six of you will force your little pinkie into a plug socket and at least thirty nine of you will need professional help by the time the window closes.

Comforted myself by drawing a face on my testicles, which exhibited a blank stare, rocked my sack back and forth for a while, squeezed my plums into an electrical outlet and then rested them on a doctor's desk.
 

Archibald&Crooks

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Sorry for the Naivety, but you cant do this?
It's pretty much always been this way. If an ITK has something to say they'll say it. Questioning leads to confusion on many levels. In January we had a couple of ITK's get royally pissed off with the constant barrage of questions. I know that on the face of it, it might seem silly, but after so long at this, we really think it's for the best.
 

KaribYid

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It's pretty much always been this way. If an ITK has something to say they'll say it. Questioning leads to confusion on many levels. In January we had a couple of ITK's get royally pissed off with the constant barrage of questions. I know that on the face of it, it might seem silly, but after so long at this, we really think it's for the best.

Aha, thanks you multi-testicle slag :)
 
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